Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles
enormous, nasty, glorious
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« on: January 18, 2008, 07:03:48 AM » |
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It was either that or "Dan Rosa: Owned."
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Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles
enormous, nasty, glorious
King and Caroline
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 07:05:07 AM » |
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 Whaz everybody doing this weeekend?!  [attachment deleted by admin]
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Mister Chaddy
The Weeping Bogeyman
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Eat my drums?! Not Me!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 08:55:03 AM » |
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Fucking Jesus on our honeymoon.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.- Sigmund Freud
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captqitn
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 09:48:37 AM » |
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Little known fact. Jesus is a bottom.
go figure.
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trompe
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 09:49:57 AM » |
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Fucking Jesus on our honeymoon.
fuck him a lil bit for me. (in his holy dick hole!  ) |
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that little itch should be telling you something
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captqitn
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 09:53:10 AM » |
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force your pee pee into his pee pee hole.
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Doctor Rock
Search And Annoy
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Nulla Dies Sine Linea
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 10:14:31 AM » |
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It was either that or "Dan Rosa: Owned."
Well, you can always use that tomorrow. |
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«Etre bête, égoïste et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions voulues pour être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu.»
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captqitn
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 10:18:39 AM » |
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but for the love of god, spell it "pwned". Lets try to keep up with the culture, k?
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Doctor Rock
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King and Caroline
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 10:23:54 AM » |
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Talking about being owned: some dickhead got his hands on my credit card number and bought himself over 1000 bucks of crap at futureshop. Fucker!
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«Etre bête, égoïste et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions voulues pour être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu.»
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captqitn
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 10:27:12 AM » |
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oh no.... !!!!
I had that happen to me, but it was just a cell phone, and so poorly handled by the retailer that it was easy to fix.
Your credit card company being cool?
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Sabamah
wagon fulla pancakes
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 10:53:54 AM » |
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once we were in Omaha Nebraska and I guess I hadn't been eating too much solid food that week.. mostly a liquid diet you could say.
we get to the club in Omaha (which was really more of a coffee shop. ugh.) and I really had to take a leak. So it's pouring pouring pouring rain and I run into the club first and head straight for the men's room. I'm standing there, about to do my business, and once I finally let it fly it kinda came out both ends. I didn't even know I had to take a dump.. !! Not that it would've been a dump. It was allllllll liquid and all in my pants.
So I'm in a bit of a pickle. There's people in the coffee shop having a nice quiet coffee shop kind of a time and I'm not really sure where the van's gonna be parked and the bathroom is in the very back of this place. So first I cleaned up as much as possible and threw my boxers in the garbage can and then with just the soiled pants on ( and shirts and shoes of course) I walked hurriedly out of the club and then I just stood in the pouring pouring pouring rain for about ten minutes.
* ILTS! *winning ILTS inaugural post for the 2008 crappity year |
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Tripp
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 11:00:03 AM » |
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Soon to be a major motion picture
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I don't use the word don't.
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captqitn
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2008, 11:15:54 AM » |
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Soon to be a major motion picture
Already in the works. I just found a production still. [attachment deleted by admin] |
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Tripp
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2008, 11:25:25 AM » |
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Someone's getting fired over this.
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I don't use the word don't.
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matthew
war all the time
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fighting forever against everything
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2008, 11:30:43 AM » |
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Whaz everybody doing this weeekend?! for starters: goin' to lunch |
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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