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« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2008, 05:12:08 PM »
that better not be all metaphorical-like.
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« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2008, 05:15:52 PM »
I'm never drinking draft beer again. (Until the next time.) I had some pints last night -- and it was even light, organic stuff -- and I've been feeling blah all day.
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« Reply #92 on: January 17, 2008, 05:29:33 PM »
Ok, so we all know hottie hottie hott chick Penelope Cruz has a twin sister, right? Well, they're both spicing up their brother's latest music video. (He's sort of a low-rent Enrique Iglesias, so no need to have the sound on for this one.) I couldn't tell which Cruz sister was making out with the hott Argentinian actress (and Alias star) Mia Maestro, but then, does it really matter? (Also, what's up with them getting so sultry with their brother?)


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« Reply #93 on: January 17, 2008, 05:31:43 PM »
once we were in Omaha Nebraska and I guess I hadn't been eating too much solid food that week.. mostly a liquid diet you could say.
we get to the club in Omaha (which was really more of a coffee shop. ugh.) and I really had to take a leak. So it's pouring pouring pouring rain  and I run into the club first and head straight for the men's room.  I'm standing there, about to do my business, and once I finally let it fly it kinda came out both ends.  I didn't even know I had to take a dump.. !!  Not that it would've been a dump.  It was allllllll liquid and all in my pants.
So I'm in a bit of a pickle. There's people in the coffee shop having a nice quiet coffee shop kind of a time and I'm not really sure where the van's gonna be parked and the bathroom is in the very back of this place. So first I cleaned up as much as possible and threw my boxers in the garbage can and then with just the soiled pants on ( and shirts and shoes of course) I walked hurriedly out of the club and then I just stood in the pouring pouring pouring rain for about ten minutes.
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« Reply #94 on: January 17, 2008, 05:35:03 PM »
Wow.

Now I heart Tripp even more. Thanks for sharing and making me feel like less of a knucklehead. It must've been so mortifying.
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« Reply #95 on: January 17, 2008, 05:40:06 PM »
I think I need a nap. Maybe that'll make me feel better.

Later, dude.
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« Reply #96 on: January 17, 2008, 06:47:12 PM »
Quote from: capt qitn on January 17, 2008, 02:27:21 PM
but... in happy Home news.   we're recording "17" next weekend!   

We're gonna look kinda like this:  Band 2 Band 2 Band 2 Band 2   

..in case you wanted to visualize

As Home's newest fan, I say YAY!
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« Reply #97 on: January 17, 2008, 06:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Tripp on January 17, 2008, 05:31:43 PM
once we were in Omaha Nebraska and I guess I hadn't been eating too much solid food that week.. mostly a liquid diet you could say.
we get to the club in Omaha (which was really more of a coffee shop. ugh.) and I really had to take a leak. So it's pouring pouring pouring rain  and I run into the club first and head straight for the men's room.  I'm standing there, about to do my business, and once I finally let it fly it kinda came out both ends.  I didn't even know I had to take a dump.. !!  Not that it would've been a dump.  It was allllllll liquid and all in my pants.
So I'm in a bit of a pickle. There's people in the coffee shop having a nice quiet coffee shop kind of a time and I'm not really sure where the van's gonna be parked and the bathroom is in the very back of this place. So first I cleaned up as much as possible and threw my boxers in the garbage can and then with just the soiled pants on ( and shirts and shoes of course) I walked hurriedly out of the club and then I just stood in the pouring pouring pouring rain for about ten minutes.

Did the pouring rain wash you clean enough to get by, though?
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« Reply #98 on: January 17, 2008, 06:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Alan on January 17, 2008, 11:28:38 AM
I understand.  Beale St. ain't too cool.  Bring your Teva's, white socks, and fanny pack. 

You mean a bum bag?
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« Reply #99 on: January 17, 2008, 06:58:55 PM »
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Quote from: Alan on January 17, 2008, 11:28:38 AM
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You might wanna skip telling them about crappity.

Oooo snap!  You go girl.
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« Reply #100 on: January 17, 2008, 07:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Gocatgo on January 17, 2008, 06:49:01 PM
Quote from: Tripp on January 17, 2008, 05:31:43 PM
once we were in Omaha Nebraska and I guess I hadn't been eating too much solid food that week.. mostly a liquid diet you could say.
we get to the club in Omaha (which was really more of a coffee shop. ugh.) and I really had to take a leak. So it's pouring pouring pouring rain  and I run into the club first and head straight for the men's room.  I'm standing there, about to do my business, and once I finally let it fly it kinda came out both ends.  I didn't even know I had to take a dump.. !!  Not that it would've been a dump.  It was allllllll liquid and all in my pants.
So I'm in a bit of a pickle. There's people in the coffee shop having a nice quiet coffee shop kind of a time and I'm not really sure where the van's gonna be parked and the bathroom is in the very back of this place. So first I cleaned up as much as possible and threw my boxers in the garbage can and then with just the soiled pants on ( and shirts and shoes of course) I walked hurriedly out of the club and then I just stood in the pouring pouring pouring rain for about ten minutes.

Did the pouring rain wash you clean enough to get by, though?


yeah, the van was kinda near so I waited til everyone was out then changed clothes in the van. I think I just threw the jeans away in a nearby trashcan.
I think this is all less funny the more I explain it.
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« Reply #101 on: January 17, 2008, 07:08:37 PM »
Yup, I done bought myself a bigass new tv. I also got a beer/wine fridge. I am a suburban dude, alright.
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« Reply #102 on: January 17, 2008, 07:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Tripp on January 17, 2008, 05:31:43 PM
once we were in Omaha Nebraska and I guess I hadn't been eating too much solid food that week.. mostly a liquid diet you could say.
we get to the club in Omaha (which was really more of a coffee shop. ugh.) and I really had to take a leak. So it's pouring pouring pouring rain  and I run into the club first and head straight for the men's room.  I'm standing there, about to do my business, and once I finally let it fly it kinda came out both ends.  I didn't even know I had to take a dump.. !!  Not that it would've been a dump.  It was allllllll liquid and all in my pants.
So I'm in a bit of a pickle. There's people in the coffee shop having a nice quiet coffee shop kind of a time and I'm not really sure where the van's gonna be parked and the bathroom is in the very back of this place. So first I cleaned up as much as possible and threw my boxers in the garbage can and then with just the soiled pants on ( and shirts and shoes of course) I walked hurriedly out of the club and then I just stood in the pouring pouring pouring rain for about ten minutes.

you should have put your shitty underwear in with your merch and pulled it out after the set, on stage. "we got shirts for sale." then let the kids look through to pick out their own shirts. that's what you shoulda done. i don't really know what else to say. that was one of the most disgusting and uncomfortable stories i have read on the internets.

I have but one question.

did you get to wash your ass before you played, or did you just let it air dry like mud and drink on through the night?
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« Reply #103 on: January 17, 2008, 07:57:20 PM »
That's a really good question....
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« Reply #104 on: January 17, 2008, 08:08:14 PM »
they'd been meeting in secret (with a media ban for the past week), but DGA makes their deal, effective July 1 (when their old contract is up).
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