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« on: January 30, 2004, 09:23:25 AM »

my feet are hurting.  my head is hurting.  my stomach is churning.  

damn you, bourbon!  you got me this time, but you won't do it again.
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2004, 09:31:02 AM »

oh the devil's whiskey...oh wait, that's devil's water..

how does the devil walk those dogs?...don't they leave a trail of creme filling?

was it the feminists who forced you to drink bourbon?

we were out to dinner last night and the people next to us had one of those portable dvd players for their kid to watch while they were eating...that's too easy...
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2004, 09:32:47 AM »

agreed.  thats cheating.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2004, 09:34:17 AM »

yes, it was the feminists.  and the horrible folkie acoustic guitar action i endured while waiting for my friends' band to play.  


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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2004, 09:40:11 AM »

Interesting, bad folkies usually send me toward the single-malts.
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2004, 09:49:22 AM »

it amazes me how bad folkies can make time crawl.  

the first one last night was more of a singer/songwriter woman.  she almost apologized when she said "this next one's a cover..." and launched into what turned out to be You've Got to Hide Your Love Away.  it's going to take some healing for me to be able to enjoy that song again.  i didn't know that melody could be so distorted, and i think her version was either arhythmic or polyrhythmic but whichever it was it had no discernible pulse and was certainly never in 3/4 time.  

the horror...
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2004, 09:59:03 AM »

She's got a lot of nerve covering a Pearl Jam song.   She's just asking for unfavorable comparisons.

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2004, 10:25:56 AM »

Paper Plates continued work on our second record last night. It's so great to already have a few songs 'in the can' for the sophomore release. Hell, we're already working on #3.

Would've liked to have gone to Mr Airplane Man last night but my bank account reads negative $30 at the moment. Weeee.
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2004, 10:33:16 AM »

just making sure I wasn't out when it was announced...

is the first Paper Plates out yet?
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2004, 10:48:06 AM »

we were out to dinner last night and the people next to us had one of those portable dvd players for their kid to watch while they were eating...that's too easy...

"Hey, I know!  Let's have the TV raise our kids!  That way we won't have to talk to them or anything!"

"Yeah, that's a great idea!  Cause if they turned out all fucked up, we can blame the TV!  It won't be our fault at all!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2004, 10:58:33 AM »

Did the kids have their eyelids pinned open? ANd were they watching scenes of ultra-violence.


You know, what Kubrick proposed as ultra-violence in the 60's is now on commercials for Real TV.


Paper Plates record is done. Not out yet. I think we're looking at an April release date?
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2004, 11:11:38 AM »

i saw an episode of "the office"  from the second season last night. godDAMN that show is fucking awesome. all the people on that show deserve academy awards for awesomeness in the television medium.
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2004, 11:12:19 AM »

where'd you see that?

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2004, 11:15:04 AM »

So, I realize I'm about 8 years behind the times but I decided to use the internet to research a little family history and I found  this page about my family cemetary

No joke. My grandfolks are buried there. Although they're not listed which means this page is a little out of date.

Grover C. was my great-grandfather.
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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2004, 11:16:02 AM »

"Or you know what we could do...we could just have our government censor what's on the TV!  That way we wouldn't have to worry about what they're watching!  It'll all be wholesome!"

"Yeah!  I know I'm always saying that I want less government, but what I really mean is that I want to pay less taxes!  I like it when they're watching over us (and our children)!  It makes me feel safe!"
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