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« on: January 26, 2004, 09:08:07 AM »

How do you feel about them? Do they make regular appearances in your sex life? Are they just an every once in a while novelty? or Do they have no place in your life?

Just curious
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2004, 09:16:58 AM »

My sex life doesn't make enough regular appearances in my real life to have an opinion on the matter.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2004, 09:18:21 AM »

What brings the subject up, did you get a new butt plug, gag ball, or wonder woman suit?
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2004, 09:30:17 AM »

All of the above. Actually, it's a vibrating Wonder Woman suit.
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2004, 09:36:58 AM »

One night I had to go pick a friend up at the airport...got home like at midnight and found my wife in bed with the cordless drill.

She said she got a weird phone call and was freaked out.

We got a good laugh. Don't know what was funnier...in bed with the drill or what she expected to do if somebody actually came into the house.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2004, 09:37:16 AM »

with a built in butt plug? Oh say its true
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2004, 09:38:11 AM »

For you Pogo:

IT'S TRUE. A very wide butt plug.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2004, 09:38:42 AM »

I'm now permanantly bow-legged.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2004, 09:42:51 AM »

Hey how bout the Mavs Moe? They've been looking great this past week.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2004, 09:50:10 AM »

How do you feel about them? Do they make regular appearances in your sex life? Are they just an every once in a while novelty? or Do they have no place in your life?

Just curious

Mind your own business, Moe!

Boy, you're up early today...
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2004, 09:59:05 AM »

My favourite purveyors of Jan Hammer licks and instrumentals almost if not totally prog-rock in their excess are putting a new record out:

Liberation, by Trans-Am

"Liberation is the first album on which politics have crept into their music. Their position is unambiguous. Recorded in summer and fall of 2003 at National Recording Studio, built by the band in 1998, Liberation reflects and contains sounds of the tension coursing through the city. The hum of swirling helicopters, the din of police sirens, and culture of fear have become omnipresent in Washington, DC. It was in this environment that Trans Am finished their seventh album. Recorded live with the window of the studio open, the police car driving past their city studio was caught on tape. Today, on a normal commute through DC, one is likely to encounter a Humvee on the side of the road- not a workout guru's Hummer, but the real thing with mounted machine guns, surrounded by desert camouflage. New York's skyline is the most radically altered in the past three years, but life in Washington is palpably different."

 As usual, their tongues are so damn planted on their cheeks that they're virtually giving themselves rim-jobs...  I hope this one will be better than TA, which was pretty average...

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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2004, 10:11:14 AM »

they're virtually giving themselves rim-jobs...  

Moes topic has gotten the day off to a spicy start
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2004, 10:43:28 AM »

......props?

Well, we keep a prop phone next to the bed and while we're getting it on I constantly pick it up and say stuff like "Good morning Moneypenny. Yes. I'm 'on top' of the situation"
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2004, 10:46:18 AM »

i can't even begin to count the number of pocket pussies i go through in an average year.



i saw snippets of the golden globes last night, enough to see that all y'all up in here who love The Office have a lot in common with the foreign press.  and i also noticed that tripp won an award for being dramatic.

mad props to tripp, yo.  
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2004, 10:47:21 AM »

yo if you get to see one episode of the office check out episode 5, from season 2. It was on last night and was hilarious.

It's all about the office raising money for comic relief. It's got everything...a saturday night fever routine...david doing a great dance number...a practical joke which involves just pulling down your coworkers pants and boxers so his twig and berries are shown to the world.

But it's all for comic relief...starving children...
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