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« on: August 29, 2007, 07:36:08 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2007, 07:37:10 AM »

I love that senator craig story. At what point, if say he wasn't looking for some bath stall sex, did he think it would be a good idea to plead guilty to it.

Here's a senator in the same party as the most corrupt administration. I would think a couple of phone calls, a few threats (i'm sure the arresting officer  could have been made to have some terrorists ties)...and this thing would have been blown ( Wink ) over.

Or at least deny it...don't cop a plea.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 07:47:40 AM »

my favorite part is he's so anti-gay...then he's out looking for a rim job.

Has Bush commented on it yet?

I know romney says the guy's a sicko...that's great. These fuckers turn on people faster than a male prostitute in a bathroom stall.

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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2007, 07:50:06 AM »

and how you gonna get some with a guy in the next stall...

when I'm looking for some gay bathroom sex, I just stand at the urinal, drop my drawers, and yell out "PRESSED HAM FOR SALE...FREE SAMPLES...COME GET YOUR PRESSED HAM."
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 08:05:30 AM »

That is some hot shit!
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 08:52:45 AM »

Aren't there any politicians left who are having hot hetero-sexual sex?
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2007, 09:12:11 AM »

Aren't there any politicians left who are having hot hetero-sexual sex?

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 09:25:45 AM »

my favorite part is he's so anti-gay...then he's out looking for a rim job.

That shouldn't even be a surprise anymore.
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 09:27:18 AM »

Aren't there any politicians left who are having hot hetero-sexual sex?

I love a good kucinich knnnnch.
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 12:14:58 PM »

4 more hours and then I have a nice 5 day weekend...oh yeah baby!

Tonight it's beer drinking and boston/yankee game watching...what can i say I like baseball...well mostly playoff baseball...and these teams always seem like playoff atmosphere...

tommorow we were supposed to go to the land of make believe, but apparently the place has been overrun by bees. I'm not freaking kidding! So instead heading to the town pool with T_ _ _ and kid's and one of T's friends and kids...can't wait to see her friend in a bathing suit...is that wrong? She's one hot divorced Milf.

No plans for the rest of the weekend...no buds unfortunetley...but at least my new toy should arrive by the time i get some. No more tin foil or cans for me...oh and it came with a free grinder...what's that all about...all these years I nevered grinded my stash...what's all that about?




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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 12:42:43 PM »

Hot Heterosexual Sex In Bush's Face
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2007, 12:44:36 PM »

"Fevered anticipation surrounded the unveiling of a new portrait of President George W Bush by Jonathan Yeo at London's Lazarides Gallery yesterday.

The celebrated painter - whose father is the Tory MP Tim Yeo - had originally been commissioned to do an official portrait of the commander-in-chief himself, but it never came to fruition.

So Yeo, opting to continue with the work nevertheless, has exacted sweet revenge for his snub across the pond, by completing what can only be described as a highly unofficial depiction of the President.

While to the unsuspecting eye the portrait is an accurate likeness, upon closer inspection it is revealed to have been created out of a collage of pornography.

"If you're standing more than six feet away, you don't even realise that you're looking at pornography," Yeo told me at the unveiling.

"But if you are easily offended, then I'd advise you to keep your distance and admire it from afar. I think it is amusing rather than offensive, although somebody has just pointed out to me that what's going on in the right ear is actually illegal in the president's home state of Texas."
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2007, 12:48:03 PM »

.can't wait to see her friend in a bathing suit...is that wrong? She's one hot divorced Milf.



lets see.... hott adult female.  you would like to check out the goods.  all this tells is that you will not be running for office as a republican anytime soon.


oh and it came with a free grinder...what's that all about...all these years I nevered grinded my stash...what's all that about?


grinding is a fairly new phenomena with the kids, with the advent of the super-po-tent KB strains of the last 15 years.  the idea is not only to "grind" the buds, so that it burns evenly and whatnot, but most grinders also have screens that filter out the "keef" or crystals (pure THC) that form on the buds.  there is usually a little compartment that you unscrew to reveal any excess keef. it looks like an off white powder.  after a while you'll have a pretty good amount.  the keef can be sprinkled over bowls or in joints to get you really cooked, or can be pressed into cubes/balls/etc and smoked similarly to hash.  its a pretty good idea, but a little over the top, imo.  i have friends that grind keef religiously, and FA-REEK if you happen to spill even the tiniest amount when sprinkling.   personally, i don't have time for such trivial action.  just smoke it if you got it  s'what i always say...
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 12:55:20 PM »

hmp.. didn't know thats how you harvested it.   a club owner gave me a ball of keef one time.   liked it.  

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but apparently the place has been overrun by bees.


my place too.   last night, I got stung on my adam's apple.

(it hurt)
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 01:06:58 PM »

I must be more careful of which albums I get at the library...I got oot an album by ...And You Will Know Us By The Length Of Our Offensively Pretentious Band Name and, well, let's say I was not expecting a Guided By Voices cover to blast through my room smack dab in the middle of a heap of tepid songs. I now see that "Gold Heart Mountain Top Queen Directory" is listed on the back of the album, but oddly I can find no songwriting credits for GBV or even Pollard. Perhaps they hope that someone will mistake that for a flicker of talent?
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