This might tangentially qualify as Memphormation...
Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean." The Oscar-nominated actor insists prawnential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them. He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
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personally, i like my women to drip dry. none of that pussy lint that the t.p. causes, you know. don't know about the baby wipes. i like to use the tucks on occasion when i get the shits real bad like. you know when the ole ass is completely on fire afterwards, the tucks seem to cool it down.
oh, and HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, MOE!!
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