Castration Anxiety

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Thousands of fans are flocking to Memphis, Tennessee to pay tribute to Elvis Presley, who died 30 years ago on Thursday. Despite temperatures exceeding 100 degrees Fahrenheit, large crowds were lining up for hours to take part in a procession past Presley's grave at his Graceland home. Elvis Presley Enterprises boss Jack Soden says, "If you're back at the backside of that crowd, you're like five hours away from going up the hill (to the grave)." The long lines are expected to grow even longer on Thursday, the 30th anniversary of Presley's death in a Graceland bathroom at the age of 42 on August 16, 1977.

[Tripp]

it was actually about this time of day, 30 years ago, when me and my cousin Joe had just gotten through seeing Star Wars that we got the news of Elvis' death.

it was my third time seeing Star Wars.

[matthew]

First time Elvis died.

But not the last.

[matthew]

Here is a good question..."Why is this part of the PATRIOT Act?"

US moves to speed up executions

The US is preparing to bring in legal changes giving Attorney General Alberto Gonzales new powers to limit the time inmates spend on appeal on death row.

The change in the rules, under which Mr Gonzales will be able to decide state requests to speed the appeals process, was a measure in the 2006 Patriot Act.

Death penalty experts warn the move could affect death row inmates' chances of overturning wrongful convictions.

The US Justice Department has played down the significance of the new rules.

Spokesman Erik Ablin said they merely set out guidelines states would have to follow to qualify for a faster federal review of moves to limit death row appeals, a system authorised in 1996 but not implemented.

He said: "This has nothing to do with specific cases and the attorney general has no authority to change the certification requirements, which are determined by statute."

Under the new regulations, due to take effect after 24 September, prosecutors would be able to "fast-track" the death row appeal process if the state requests it and the attorney general, rather than a federal appeals court, agrees that the state has proper legal counsel in place for death row defendants.

'Dramatic change'

Senate Judiciary Committee chairman Patrick Leahy, a Democrat, and Arlen Specter, the committee's top Republican, wrote to Mr Gonzales earlier this month asking him to extend the consultation period on the new rules.

"It is crucial that the legislative changes to this complex and heavily litigated area of the law be successfully and appropriately implemented, especially given the tremendous personal stake for individual defendants," they wrote.

Death penalty experts argue that shortening the time allowed for inmates to appeal, in what are often very complicated cases, will make effective and fair review very difficult.

   
US METHODS OF EXECUTION
Lethal injection: Authorised in 37 states (plus US military & federal government)
Electrocution: In 10 states (sole method in Nebraska)
Gas chamber: In five states (all of which have lethal injection as alternative)
Hanging: Only in New Hampshire and Washington
Firing squad: In Idaho and Oklahoma. It is available to inmates in Utah who chose it before the method was banned


The new procedure will cut down the amount of time that death row inmates have to appeal to the federal courts, once the state court has ruled, from one year to six months.

The federal courts will also have less time to review the cases before them, which represent the only opportunity defence lawyers have to file new evidence.

Elisabeth Semel, director of the Death Penalty Clinic at the University of California law school in Berkeley, told the BBC News website the new rules represented a "very dramatic change".

She fears that not only the few death row inmates who turn out to be innocent but also those who have been unfairly given the death penalty will lose out.

And, she points out, those who decide whether to limit the appeals process are the same people as are seeking a faster process.

"It's like giving control of the hen house to the fox, because it's the attorney general in the state going to the attorney general of the US and getting permission to do something that kills the chicken," she said.

Ms Semel also criticises the law for not defining what is meant by the state "having a system to provide competent counsel", which is the provision Mr Gonzales must agree has been met.

'Disastrous consequences'

Jack King, of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers, said the consequences of the law change would be "disastrous".

No state was ever signed off by the federal appeals courts under the 1996 law as meeting the requirements on providing adequate defence lawyers, he said.

Congress has now given that power to the attorney general who, Mr King said, was less qualified but more likely to approve states for the fast-track process.

The Judicial Conference of the US, which oversees policy for the federal courts, has voiced concern that the new rules will make it harder for federal judges to review cases properly.

Some death penalty critics argue Mr Gonzales, who has been under fire for his role in the dismissal of US attorneys, is not the right person to have sway over the death penalty process, particularly because of his legal background in Texas, which executes more people than any other state.

Costly inmates

Fifty-three executions were carried out across the US last year, according to the Death Penalty Information Center. So far this year, there have been 32.

The number of executions hit 98 in 1999 but has been falling since amid legal challenges to the use of lethal injections and increasing use of DNA evidence to overturn convictions.

However, some state legal officials argue that moves to shorten the length of time inmates spend on death row are overdue.

Kent Cattani, a legal official in the Arizona attorney general's office, told the Los Angeles Times: "If you are going to have the death penalty at all, it shouldn't take 20-25 years."

The high cost of keeping inmates on death row is also cited by some conservatives as a reason to speed up the appeals process.

According to a 2005 Los Angeles Times study, it costs California $90,000 more a year to keep an inmate on death row than in the general prison population, adding up to some $57.5m extra each year. "

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Thousands of fans are flocking to Memphis, Tennessee to pay tribute to Elvis Presley, who died 30 years ago on Thursday. Despite temperatures exceeding 100 degrees Fahrenheit, large crowds were lining up for hours to take part in a procession past Presley's grave at his Graceland home. Elvis Presley Enterprises boss Jack Soden says, "If you're back at the backside of that crowd, you're like five hours away from going up the hill (to the grave)." The long lines are expected to grow even longer on Thursday, the 30th anniversary of Presley's death in a Graceland bathroom at the age of 42 on August 16, 1977.

In college I had to take one of those senior level english classes to get my english degree...i took it on chaucer. A semester of canterbury tales.

my big paper was a work of fiction called "A pilgrimage to Graceland" about a bunch of folks going to graceland..ala cantabury tales...with qutoes from paul simon's going to graceland song.

It totally fucking rocked...

A in the class.

[Moetown]

You should post it.

[matthew]

So, at the beginning of the summer I helped my mother change schools...again (I helped her change schools and then move classrooms in the last couple of years) ...and while scavenging for boxes I decided to empty out a stack of boxes containing all of my mother & father's old university texts, as well as the social work-related books he bought (compulsive buyer of things, he is) over the years. With the basement no longer my room and a complete disaster, I ended up stacking them all on the shelves behind my drum kit. This bothers me because I end up reading the titles of them every time I go to sit down there and they all have rather depressing subjects like divorce, spousal abuse, early death, alcoholism, drug abuse, child abuse, the failure of the education system, etc.

Anywho...this one title struck me me the other day as that of a book I could imagine being hawked on Fox News today. I don't know if I am alone on this, but I have noticed that political discourse in America has been rather...retarded for a while now, and the title "Liberal Parents, Radical Children" just rang that retard bell. Another book by the same author listed inside the jacket dated it as post-Second Wave Feminism:

"The New Chastity And Other Arguments Against Women's Liberation"

Actually released in 1975, the book actually seems somewhat anachronistic with chapter titles like: "The Dropout", "The Pothead", "The Sexual Revolutionist" and "The Communard"

It also seemed hilarious enough to bring upstairs to find out a) who had to read b) if there was anything funny about the actual text

I forgot about it for a couple of days and then this morning I spent several hours reading about the labyrinthian network of neoconservatives that make up the current administration (and probably whatever one that follows if any number of Republicans get in - esp. Giuliani, who already has two PNAC members in working in his campaign), and I came across this rather unique name "Midge Decter." Unique, but a name I had seen before. Turns out she is a member of the Project for a New American Century. Crazy.

[matthew]

I am going...

I am hungry for the first time in what feels like days. Supposed to go to a BBQ tomorrow night and I feel entirely anti-social. This would be one of the bigger social events I have been to in the last decade.

I feel like I am going mad.

My brain is old. I am starting to feel that way.

I am old enough to not recognize people I once knew. I must have seen <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mAqmtMKg9hU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/mAqmtMKg9hU</a> a million times during the Daily Show and Colbert Report before realizing tonight that I went to school with that guy.

At least he wasn't one of the shits. He was a friendly geek...though he was strangely competitive with me in my Accounting class...at first I was the only kid in the class who got it and was scoring 100% on virtually every single assignment (we were filling out forms with instructions - I realize they can be confusing, but it is simply not that complicated overall) and ended up explaining it to most of them. When he finally 'got it' and began hitting 100% every time he began informing me of his marks in every single class. It was entirely one-sided and bizarre. It wasn't a big thing, but it was surreal.

Probably not as surreal as Moetown's drapes, but still...at least as surreal as these meds.

((crashes))