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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2007, 08:58:00 AM »

but think, you're even older since you were in the  womb for nine months...then 1/2 of you was in you're mom's ovaries since she was a kid...right...and i guess before she was born...you were in her ovaries in your grandmother ovaries.

oh my...it seems we have been here forever...

but not you're other 1/2...that your dad's organs just probably made a day or two before along with millions of others brother sperm that died...

I Vote Pro-sperm life
won't somebody think of all that dead sperm...

poor guys...left dead and dying in some crumbled up tissue... Cry
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2007, 08:59:10 AM »

It sucks to wake up and realize you're even older than you were the day before.





uuuuuhhhh...,  that's every day.
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2007, 08:59:12 AM »

I used to like to get completely effed up on my birthday. Used to, like, last year.
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2007, 08:59:38 AM »

It sucks to wake up and realize you're even older than you were the day before.





uuuuuhhhh...,  that's every day.

Yeah, everyday sucks.
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2007, 09:00:40 AM »

Not really. Everyday is another opportunity to celebrate being alive!! Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2007, 09:02:02 AM »

Birthdays are good for you: the more you have them, the longer you'll live.  
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2007, 09:03:19 AM »

but think, you're even older since you were in the  womb for nine months...then 1/2 of you was in you're mom's ovaries since she was a kid...right...and i guess before she was born...you were in her ovaries in your grandmother ovaries.

oh my...it seems we have been here forever...

but not you're other 1/2...that your dad's organs just probably made a day or two before along with millions of others brother sperm that died...

I Vote Pro-sperm life
won't somebody think of all that dead sperm...

poor guys...left dead and dying in some crumbled up tissue... Cry

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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2007, 09:05:20 AM »

I just want to celebrate another day of living.
I just want to celebrate another day of life.
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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2007, 09:07:25 AM »

Maybe Jimmy Winchell could cover that song. I wonder if he could make it sound all poignant and full of yearning.
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« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2007, 09:13:23 AM »

(jotting that down)....



 Cheesy  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOEVILLE!!!!!   Cheesy


Got this on eBay for you.   Probably should've kept it in the freezer, cuz it smells a little funkers...

but in any case.  the face of Jebus on a shrimp!



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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2007, 09:14:13 AM »

I always wanted to do a Weird Al version of that song but change it to 'IIIIIIIIIIIIII Just want to masturbate!'
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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2007, 09:15:01 AM »

man, Jesus can show up anywhere.
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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2007, 09:16:48 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9DkqU-uWojc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/9DkqU-uWojc</a>

It's funny, yet sad. If someone tried that now, they'd be getting hammered for allowing kids to sing about sperm.  
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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2007, 09:19:46 AM »

Looks more like Ringo from the Hey Jude album cover.
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« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2007, 09:24:14 AM »

I'm having a hard time getting any work done lately.

is it the heat?
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