Chimney Splits Above a Lit Dipstick

[Moetown]

I've never even done smack, but Jimmy makes me want to.

[brainfiber]

Ever wake up and just want to get hammered? I'm fighting through it right now. Maybe I'll drink a beer with breakfast. I have errands to do, and I have a date with S_ _ _ tonight, so I have to exercise some restraint. One beer is okay, right? Sure it is!

no...stick to the ganj...one beer will lead to another and to another...nothing good can become of it.

So toke up and take that dog for a walk...maybe you'll see some people who will ask about your cute dog and you'll have a pleasant conversation with a stranger who you might have never said "boo" to in your life.

Report back when your done

[Moetown]

I'm just glad there's no whiskey in the house.

[brainfiber]

Whack fol the daddy o

[Moetown]

Well, I've already opened the beer. The good thing is that there was only one in the fridge.

Mildred isn't ready for walkies yet.

[brainfiber]

Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

[captqitn]

Go ahead and blame Jimmy when S_______ gets home.   I use him for that reason all the time.   He aint give a shit.

[Moetown]

Courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early?

Is that from the 19th century?

[brainfiber]

It's ye olde traditional celtic classic, Whisky in the Jar.

You know the narrator robs the Captain of his money and then he takes it home to Jenny,  who in turn emptys out his gun while he's dreaming of money and jewels and fills them with water and then goes and gets the captain, cause you "devil take the women, for they never can be easy."

So the Captain comes back, but our narrator can't shoot him since he's got no bullets..so off to jail he goes, where he sits and hopes that his brother will come save him.

As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol, and then produced my rapier.
Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,

musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny.
She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy

I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber,
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
Then sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.

It was early in the morning, as I rose up for travel,
The guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.

If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
If I can find his station down in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
And I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny

Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

[Moetown]

I think I'll make eggs and turkey bacon for breakfast, then go to the thrift store. Maybe I'll go to a pawn shop and look for a bargain on a TV.

But first I'm gonna finish this beer and have some shrimpies.

[Moetown]

so s-h-r-i-m-p is now prawns? One difference between the two is that prawn has a plural form.

[brainfiber]

Do you guys like that Wilco song "That's the thanks I get"?

I've been digging it. It's not on the album. It's on the VW commerical. Probably would have been the best song on the album.

I first heard it on that tweedy doc/concert.

[Moetown]

I wonder why you can eat 3 prawns, but 3 s-h-r-i-m-p.

[captqitn]

but you can eat three scrimps.

Language is funny.

[Moetown]

Sh-rimp, aka prawns, and, to a lesser extent, krill. Using the term “sh-rimp” and “prawn” interchangeably is a bit of a misnomer, as prawns are actually distinguished from the sh-rimp by the nature of their gills.