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« on: July 5, 2007, 08:49:55 AM » |
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so we had a modest 4th party at my house last night and we're setting off our very modest fireworks display and my ASSHOLE NEIGHBOR comes out and tries to shut everything down!. I had gone in the house to get a beer and missed most of the drama. Everyone was pretty much already done with the fireworks by the time the guy came out. But now I want to kill this motherfucker.
revenge suggestions are welcome today.
REAL suggestions. More than rolling his yard, less than beating his face in with a golf club.
I'm leaning more towards gold club.
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I don't use the word don't.
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« Reply #1 on: July 5, 2007, 09:29:27 AM » |
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find out his name/address/phone#. then call the newspaper and run an ad for a week advertising "FREE CHICKENS AND RABBITS!! FOR PETS OR FOR MEAT!! CALL BETWEEN 2 and 5 AM. ASK FOR _______".
and he thinks the fireworks were annoying......
fuck that prick.
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« Reply #2 on: July 5, 2007, 09:46:26 AM » |
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3:25 am
Brrriiiiiiingg....... Brrriiiiingg......
"nnnggrrh, uh, hello??"
"is Charlie there?"
"Speaking"
"yeah, i'm calling about the rabbits. my little girl really wants a rabbit."
"What??! Who is this??"
"Oh. the is mike seaver. i live down in southhaven. i saw the ad. i was wanting to get one of your rabbits?"
"What are you talking about?? do you know what time it is?"
"yes sir. i called between two and five. jes llke you asked."
"is this some kind of joke??"
"what? no sir. is this a bad time?"
blah blah blah...
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Moetown
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« Reply #3 on: July 5, 2007, 09:51:13 AM » |
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I guess you could let the air out of all his tires.
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Moetown
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« Reply #4 on: July 5, 2007, 09:52:07 AM » |
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Find someone who'll fuck his wife?
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« Reply #5 on: July 5, 2007, 10:07:00 AM » |
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Find someone who'll fuck his wife?
just get a picture of his wife. preferably random candid type picture. gardening or something with the sun in her eyes so that she's kinda making a straining face... then just photoshop her face into another picture of people having sex. (the more covered up the female in the picture, the better... so he can't really positively identify the titties and such...) put it on a glossy 8X10 and send it to him in a manilla envelope. |
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« Reply #6 on: July 5, 2007, 11:04:35 AM » |
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Remind me never to cross you guys.
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« Reply #7 on: July 5, 2007, 11:12:22 AM » |
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don't ever cross us guys.
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« Reply #8 on: July 5, 2007, 11:14:04 AM » |
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You know, I somehow knew that post was an inevitability. I just didn't think it would be you.
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« Reply #9 on: July 5, 2007, 11:17:04 AM » |
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I'm v. excited -- leaving soon to get the new tramp stamp (as Bamah so elegantly put it). Yay!
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« Reply #10 on: July 5, 2007, 11:23:16 AM » |
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You know, I somehow knew that post was an inevitability. I just didn't think it would be you.
i agree. i was an inevitability. so i went ahead and got it out of the way. it was gonna be either me or moetown. moe's response might have been a little more clever. sorry to surprise/disappoint? you. |
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« Reply #11 on: July 5, 2007, 11:26:19 AM » |
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I woulda bet on Moetown, too. Don't worry; you're plenty clever enough.
Unrelated: why is it so fucking boring in here today?
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« Reply #12 on: July 5, 2007, 11:30:06 AM » |
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I'm v. excited -- leaving soon to get the new tramp stamp (as Bamah so elegantly put it). Yay!
i think tramp stamp only applies to the lower back/upper ass tattoos (usually horribly cliche designs) sported by 98% of girls between the ages of 18-26. i'm not sure that your sacred heart on your arm/chest/whereveryouhavedecided fits the bill. unless of course, you have come to embrace the "tramp stamp" moniker. then it may apply regardless of placement. |
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« Reply #13 on: July 5, 2007, 11:33:00 AM » |
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Thats my understanding too. Lower back, usually tribal.
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« Reply #14 on: July 5, 2007, 11:35:18 AM » |
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I woulda bet on Moetown, too. Don't worry; you're plenty clever enough.
Unrelated: why is it so fucking boring in here today?
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