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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 05:07:49 AM » |
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I think I might be Tyler Durden. I woke up this morning and my left foot was all sore.
And my neighbor's house was spray-painted neon green..
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 05:08:13 AM » |
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wow. Talking about weather. Could I be more boring?
Wait, no ...stay here, let me tell you about my dreams!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 05:08:41 AM » |
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I think I might be Tyler Durden. I woke up this morning and my left foot was all sore.
And my neighbor's house was spray-painted neon green..
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 05:15:00 AM » |
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I hope you don't have one of those "ankle eater" worms...sore foot is the first sign...
I saw it on the tele once...actually a friend saw it and relayed the story to me, but for this story it works better saying I saw it. It's like this big worm...well i guess it's small when it first goes in your ankle...but then it grows so big that your foot gets sore. Then your foot gets hot. So you need to put your foot in a bucket of cold water. Then the worm will poke it's head out throuugh your ankle. It's at this exact moment that you have to grab the head and pull it out of your ankle.
People have been known to pull out a 3-ft. (1m) worm out of their ankle.
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 05:15:12 AM » |
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Or just in your dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams?
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 05:15:48 AM » |
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(anticipates joke with "dyke" and "beard")
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 05:16:23 AM » |
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I hope you don't have one of those "ankle eater" worms...sore foot is the first sign...
I saw it on the tele once...actually a friend saw it and relayed the story to me, but for this story it works better saying I saw it. It's like this big worm...well i guess it's small when it first goes in your ankle...but then it grows so big that your foot gets sore. Then your foot gets hot. So you need to put your foot in a bucket of cold water. Then the worm will poke it's head out throuugh your ankle. It's at this exact moment that you have to grab the head and pull it out of your ankle.
People have been known to pull out a 3-ft. (1m) worm out of their ankle.
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 05:17:01 AM » |
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Guess i should leave for work now.  I'll try to check in later when I'm covering on phones. Yay. |
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 05:18:58 AM » |
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kids found this last night in the yard.
While you were gone
these spaces filled with darkness
The obvious was hidden
With nothing to believe in
the compass always points to Terrapin
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2007, 05:37:46 AM » |
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y'know you can roast a turtle right in its own shell. Delicious!
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2007, 05:58:57 AM » |
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or you can just crack em open and eat em raw! some crackers and some hot sauce. a little horseradish. turtles on the halfshell!!
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2007, 06:06:26 AM » |
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I know where I'm goin' for lunch...
All you can eat Turtle Buffet!
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2007, 06:08:25 AM » |
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What are you guys members of P.E.T.A.E.T?
which brings up today's Get Fuzzy Cartoon. He's going to hear it about this one...probably worse than when he called Pittsburgh stinky.
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2007, 06:10:40 AM » |
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ho ho.. ooh Get Fuzzy. You have the cure for the wednesday morning ankle worms.
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