Free at Last! Free at Last!

[brainfiber]

I feel that once again the moon and the sky and the stars are back in alignment now that Paris is free.

The celebrations for this living martyr should rival those of Nelson Mandela.

I'm hoping that Peter Gabriel, in the ways of Sir Elton John did for Candle in the Wind for Princess Diana , re-records his song Biko and change it to Paris.

Oh Pa-ris, Pa-ris, because Pa-ris
Oh Pa-ris, Pa-ris, because Pa-ris
Hilton Heiress, Hilton Heiress
The girl is free , the girl is free.

[Mister Chaddy]

 

sniff

[brainfiber]

I totally see Carmen Diaz playing her in the Richard Attenborough directed blockbuster.


Yes me friend (me good friend)
Dem say she's free again
The bars could not hold her
Force could not control her, now
They try to keep her down
But Jah put her around
Yes, She's been accused (many a times)
And wrongly abused, now
But through the powers of the most-high
They've got to turn her loose
Yes me friend Dem say she's free again, oh, oh yeah!
Yes me friend Dem set her free again

[Doctor Rock]

Has Paris found Jaysus yet?  

[Tripp]

....

[Tripp]

S____ is on her way to a writer's retreat in Georgia for two weeks. How do I get a prostitute to come over to my house?

[TheSTLKid]

convert it into a crack house and you should have plenty of prostitutes and other "friends" over shortly.

[Mister Chaddy]

S____ is on her way to a writer's retreat in Georgia for two weeks. How do I get a prostitute to come over to my house?

Offer her money.

[Tripp]

Sorry. The correct answer would have contained some kind of reference to Risky Business.

[Mister Chaddy]

Fuck her on a train to a Tangerine Dream soundtrack!

[captqitn]

For the love of god, put her crystal egg somewhere safe beforehand.

[captqitn]

I'm back!  

And i managed to never step foot in the Mall of America.  So it was better than expected.

Rode a bunch of waterslides, went to a killah Polish piano bar, and played Guitar Hero while all shrimped to the gills (thank goodnees for cool cousins)

And the family t-shirts that we were forced to wear to the bar-b-q inexplicably had a ZOSO symbol on the back.  

What I miss?

[bebopbalogna]

S____ is on her way to a writer's retreat in Georgia for two weeks. How do I get a prostitute to come over to my house?

PROSTITUTE!!??  you must be kidding, man.    a grown man should NEVER  pay for the poon.    listen.  go down to the roller skating rink.  lace up,  practice your backwards skate. (it's like riding a bike, man)  once you've got it, it's on.  find yerself a ripe young 14-15 year old HOTTIE, glide up beside her (backwards, of course,  face to face) and just tell her you're in a band, AND you have your own house.    the rest is like slicing butter with a hot knife.....

[bebopbalogna]

What I miss?

you missed the HOT NEW MEXICANS last night at my friend ryan's house.  fuckin great..  watch out for those guys, i'm tellin you, man.

[brainfiber]

I'd start by taking them old records off the shelf.