Fucked up shit

[Doctor Rock]

I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.

It was an all right plan until you said football.  

[bebopbalogna]

look at miller's bio man...the guy's been jamming since the sixties with people like muddy waters, paul mcCartney...toured with the dead and hendrix.

what's wrong with that...

yeah!!  eat that!

just kidding..    although in defense of the schlock rock comment,  i will say that i've never owned any Poison records,  just thought it would be a fun "schlock"-filled evening,  and it was!    as far as steve miller goes,  i do have a few steve miller records,  most of them as the steve miller blues band,  and those are really k__'s. i like most of his music, though the psudo-psychedelia stuff was a bit post-donovan hokey.  he's pretty fuckin talented, though.  best when he's just playin.  which i'm hoping is what the live experience is all about.  whatever.  i'm takin the lady to one of her childhood favorites.  it should be fun.  so nyah.

[Tripp]

the Villains use to do a Steve Miller cover. jared's request. Can't recall the name of the song. True Fine Love..?

[bebopbalogna]

I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.

are you going to HOOTERS!?!    ugh.  although there's a really funny story about a friend of mine, a hooter's waitress, and some poop.    i think that's enough details....   and in americah, football season don't start till september.   snap into a slim jim!!

[bebopbalogna]

the Villains use to do a Steve Miller cover. jared's request. Can't recall the name of the song. True Fine Love..?

 

true fine love is indeed a steve miller song.  i know its on the greatest hits album, but i'm not sure when it was originally released.  i think it's a little later in his catalog, like say, between the joker and abracadabra. i like the late 60s-early 70s stuff best.  he became a bit too radio oriented with his songwriting in the late 70s-80s.  

[brainfiber]

c'mon y'all...don't you know office quotes when you see them?

that's andy...cornell graduate...also recent graduate of angry management class.

about as much of that, that I'm doing is  the beer, buzzed, drunk part.

[bebopbalogna]

i usually work thursday night, so.... but i did watch last night.    
"wow.  you're pretty exotic looking.  was your old man a g.i.?"  fucking hi-larry-o.

[Moetown]

I always liked Big Ol' Jet Airliner. Always hated that Livin' in the U.S.A. song. I think I may have liked Take The Money And Run when I was a kid.


This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do,


A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane -
Two American kids growing up in the heart land.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Sippin On Some Syrup

Sizzurp

The original formula:

Promethazine w/Codeine syrup
Any fruit flavored soda
A jolly rancher

Put it all in a styrofoam cup and enjoy. The codeine is mainly responsible for the euphoria felt after drinking sizzurp. Promethazine causes motor skill impairment, lethargy, and extreme drowsiness. If it doesn't have promethazine, it ain't real sizzurp.

DXM is not a component of sizzurp, although it may produce vaguely similar effects to the above recipe in doses ranging from 150 - 250 mg.