Look out below, motherfuckers!

[Mister Chaddy]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!


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[Mister Chaddy]

One of these days a real rain will come and wash the scum off these streets....

[brainfiber]

i remember in like sixth grade we had to do a music video for music class and my best buddy did BOC's Godzilla...live version with a whole intro and stuff.

I did Ac/Dc's TnT. Although I could do a wicked angus impersonation, I chose the role of Bon Scott.

[brainfiber]

One of these days a real rain will come and wash the scum off these streets....

One of these days a real rain will come and wash the cum off my sheets

[Moetown]

Ugh. Do you sleep outside?

[Moetown]

And a big Happy Friday to all you working stiffs...and all you working stiff.

[brainfiber]

Ugh. Do you sleep outside?

what, don't you all?



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[bebopbalogna]

i remember in like sixth grade we had to do a music video for music class and my best buddy did BOC's Godzilla...live version with a whole intro and stuff.

I did Ac/Dc's TnT. Although I could do a wicked angus impersonation, I chose the role of Bon Scott.

you were obviously a lot cooler than your best buddy....

[matthew]

These fucking religious fundamentalists make my blood boil.  Do they realise that their literal interpretation of bronze age myths makes them look like pathetic, unimaginative, small-minded, bigoted ignoramuses?  

"My Universe is tiny, it's only 6000 years old, and there's no place in it for billions of years, thousand billion stars, galaxies, and the vastness of space. My god is a tiny, vengeful, insecure deity who has nothing better to do than watching everything I do, and listening to my pathetic prayers.  I'm so scared stiff of dying that I need to invent immortal souls and heaven.  I'm so unable to deal with doubt and different views that I feel the need to punish people who don't agree with me with non-existent hells."

I've spent most of my adult life trying to figure out how a small part of nature works, and it fucking blows my mind, man!  It's fascinating stuff which gives meaning to my life!  And here come these brainwashed idiots, so full of certitude about their virgin births, 6000 year old Earths, and deluges, all of that old hokum that barely made sense 2000 years ago, and was proven to be total bullshit in the last two centuries...    

"To all things clergic, I am allergic"

Take A Chill Pill And Trip Your Balls Off To This

[brainfiber]

science is a bunch of melarky...you can't even figure out the exact circumfernce of a circle...Pi = 3.14 something something something...what the hell is up with that?

You can tell me that  Cirus O' Birus is a dwarf star 50 million light years away from earth, but you can't just tell the exact circumference of circle.

pfft. whatever.

[matthew]

(waits for Dan to rip me a new one)

 

[brainfiber]

scientists...pfft...there as bad as the religous freaks.

always with the experiments...just like a dope fiend...a little weed was o.k., but let's try some opium..

so the vinegar and baking soda wasn't good enough...you have to go mixing bleach and ammonia.

Next fucking thing you're creating hybrids of broccoli and cauliflower...

is nothing sacred?

[bebopbalogna]

when i was in the fifth grade, i went to a "special" school on tuesdays called the PATS center. (before y'all come with the jokes, PATS stands for Program for Academically Talented Students.)

hmmpf.
(stares down nose at all the naysayers)

anyways, most of the other PATS students were the bookish geeky types, and then a few of us riff-raff hoodlum types who happened to score pretty  well on some test in the 3rd grade.  i wasn't exactly the most popular kid at the PATS center.  we had to make a music video, too.  but we had to split up in groups of 4.  i got placed in a group with 3 other geeky types.  i simarly suggested ac/dc.  though i went for a more current (at the time) title of "for those about to rock".  also suggested motorhead "ace of spades".  i wasn't the biggest motorhead fan, i think i was just trying to be the outcast of the group..  we ended up settling on "valerie" by the monkees.  i had the pleasure of being mike nesmith....  i even got to wear the stocking cap..  

[bebopbalogna]

who was it that said "remember when" is the lowest form of conversation?  

that's all i do......

[brainfiber]

tony soprano