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« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2004, 05:18:03 PM »

(eagerly awaiting matt's sudden appearance)
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« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2004, 05:19:45 PM »

Matt isn't around today. I think he's sitting inside his fridge to warm himself up.

Anybody want a bag of pussy hair?

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« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2004, 05:21:41 PM »

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« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2004, 05:31:37 PM »

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He! He!  You said beaver!
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« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2004, 05:38:23 PM »

Moon base, Mars, NASA's new vision: Bush


The Shrub pretending he's Kennedy...

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« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2004, 05:43:43 PM »

The shrub no doubt hopes that launching an exciting, visionary project that invokes Americas "pioneer spirit" will boost his campaign to be re-elected.  Since the shrub's "grand vision" may not be shared by the current Congress or future ones or indeed future presidents his grand announcement this week may not, in the end, amount to anything more than starry-eyed campaign rhetoric...  Of course, only an incorrigible sceptic could possibly conclude that the shrub knows this perfectly well and intends simply to let the whole thing fade away after it has helped him get re-elected...
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« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2004, 05:57:04 PM »

But he hasn't even finished taking over the Earth yet...
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« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2004, 10:09:44 PM »

Ted Nugent gets Chainsaw Scratch Fever:

Wango Tango

C'mon, "Ted Nugent injured by chain saw" is a headline you knew you were going to end up reading someday!


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« Reply #83 on: January 15, 2004, 12:19:30 AM »

I was betting on "crossbow," but I'll take it.
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