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« on: June 12, 2007, 07:13:39 AM »

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squinted in the darkness and beater head was buried in the skin and the skin was split right to the rim.


at first I cringed in pain as I thought this was a reference to a bad jerkoff session.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 07:20:08 AM »

So we had our big office picnic on Saturday. It was held at this camp that I can only compare to Camp Mohawk from Meatballs...told the kids to enjoy it, because in the summer you're going to Camp North Star. They had bumper boats, gocarts, a wilderness adventure part with zip lines and rock climbling walls, heated pools, pony rides.

Kids had a great time. Free beer so I had a good time.

Best moment was my 7-year old winning the watermelon eating contest...kid went to town...couldn't believe it. beat a bunch of 15 and 16 year olds. He won a $5 dollar gift card to 7-11. Now he can get that cup of coffee and pack of smokes he's been asking for.

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 09:36:35 AM »

He won a $5 dollar gift card to 7-11. Now he can get that cup of coffee and pack of smokes he's been asking for.



he may want to think about getting a bunch of 5 cent candies (laffy taffy/now and laters) and selling em to sucker-kids for a quarter a piece. or perhaps investing in some toothpicks and cinnamon oil.  soakin those bad boys overnight.  in my day, the kids went wild for those things.  i bet he could fetch a buck a piece these days.  you know, if he's gonna be succussful in the fast paced cut throat world of adolescent entrepreneurship, he needs to go ahead and get a leg up.  investment, kid.  it's the way of the future....
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 10:09:26 AM »

I just want to say one word to you; just one word...


Plastics.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2007, 10:17:05 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2007, 10:23:21 AM »

my doldrumgänger has taken over my body and spirit today.

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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2007, 10:24:59 AM »

my doldrumgänger has taken over my body and spirit today.

ho hum

Complicated way of saying you're bored, eh?  
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2007, 10:25:00 AM »

Hey guys!
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 10:25:23 AM »

Hey Kim!
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 10:26:48 AM »

BUNNY!

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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2007, 10:29:09 AM »

How is everybody??
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2007, 10:31:15 AM »

Shitty.

And warm.

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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2007, 10:31:27 AM »

Fine. I just got here. Morning, everybody.
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2007, 10:33:06 AM »

Right now I'm trying to figure out if there's anything I want to do today.
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2007, 10:37:57 AM »

I am super!!
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