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« Reply #90 on: June 3, 2007, 08:56:46 AM »

i'll  go ahead and order 5.  (my pants fit like a glove)
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i know what fucking "dharma" means.


« Reply #91 on: June 3, 2007, 08:57:48 AM »

cockwatch  has a better 'ring' to it...
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« Reply #92 on: June 3, 2007, 09:07:06 AM »

I once had an idea to put clock faces on shoes, but your idea soounds much more utilitarian.
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« Reply #93 on: June 3, 2007, 09:08:08 AM »

Make sure it has a stop watch feature for thrusts per minute.
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« Reply #94 on: June 3, 2007, 09:10:38 AM »

(Dreaming of a diamond-studded Rolex cockwatch)
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« Reply #95 on: June 3, 2007, 09:12:54 AM »

"For twenty-five years of diligent service to this company, we proudly prresent you with this solid gold cockwatch as a symbol of our appreciation for all you've  done."
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« Reply #96 on: June 3, 2007, 11:48:22 AM »

Cockwatch.

It also works as a verb!!
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« Reply #97 on: June 3, 2007, 11:52:24 AM »

Also: I had some of the sex last night. Yay! (Finally. Jeez.)

After the Bryson show last night, we had one of our rollicking little after-bar parties at our house and when everyone left (except for the out-of-towners crashing here) at 5am or so, my friend AV and I got it onnnnnnnnnnnnn.

It'll probably never happen again cuz it was just a drunken friends thing, but nice to know the parts still work.  Wink
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« Reply #98 on: June 3, 2007, 11:56:20 AM »

Apparently, Miche has reconsidered and is now going to the Califone show after all. So this means Jeff might now wanna go after all (Buffalo is sooo close, it seems stupid not to). He'll still take a little convincing. Maybe I'll bribe him with somethin'...
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« Reply #99 on: June 3, 2007, 02:26:08 PM »

Also: I had some of the sex last night. Yay! (Finally. Jeez.)

After the Bryson show last night, we had one of our rollicking little after-bar parties at our house and when everyone left (except for the out-of-towners crashing here) at 5am or so, my friend AV and I got it onnnnnnnnnnnnn.

It'll probably never happen again cuz it was just a drunken friends thing, but nice to know the parts still work.  Wink

I told you.  Wink
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #100 on: June 3, 2007, 03:49:35 PM »

You did indeed.  Wink
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