Happy Anniversary!!

[Just Some Girl]

Just jokes of course. Everyone wants me.  

[Just Some Girl]

I didn't leave the house tonight. Back to reading scripts...

[Just Some Girl]

Oh, wait, Jason, I saw a guy last night at the bar who looked a LOT like you (I almost asked if I could take a photo of him for proof). Except he wasn't humping anyone's leg.

[Mister Chaddy]

Oooh, snap!

[TheSTLKid]

writhe on!

[Moetown]

A new angle for American Idol?

[matthew]

so what's everybody doing this weekend??

WAITWAIT- before you answer, i am having a cookout at my house tomorrow early evening if y'all would like to come. i know there is a meatballs party happening at the same time, but whatevs. offer is on the table for anyone and everyone! matt, if you get on a bus now, i think you can make it!


other than that, i plan on getting margarita drunk tonight. it will be awesome.

I only eat one kind of meat and it ain't got balls, y'all.

I apologize, I don't eat nothin' no more.

[matthew]

no plans as of yet.  but the opportunities are LIMITLESS!!  a couple of friends are performing in the little theatre's production of tennessee william's comedy "27 wagons..."  tonight and sunday.  my good friends in the husker du/replacements-esque band deadly fists of kung fu are playing at the handlebar tonight.  there are 247 bars in the greater pensacola area with liquid refreshment. and today is payday.  WOOHOO!!  i have no idea what i'm gonna do.  i will go where fate leads me. right now, i'm going to eat lunch.  but not before leaving y'all with a 40 year anniversary history lesson.    jeezus. i totally remeber that rolling stone magazine with "it was 20 years ago today" in the top left corner like it was yesterday.  seems like robert cray was on the cover of that one also.  maybe.

Why does everyone's average weekend always sound like more than I have done in the last eight years combined?

[matthew]

Hey, y'all! (Read: Matthew.)

Josey and I got all drunk last night and came up with a game plan for our future together: a production company called Cunt Ink (yep). (We've checked, and surprisingly, there's no cunt-ink.com website yet.)

The idea is to use our experiences behind the scenes in film/tv to produce our own docs, the first being Cunt (subtitle to be determined) about naming girl parts; the second to be based on an idea we originally had for a book, but which we now think would be a better movie, Drunktionary. Humour and social commentary type stuff.

We're actually going to have a sober meeting to strategize, write treatments, figure out co-producing wish lists etc.

I would sooooooooooo love to get creative again and one day ditch the office job. We'll see...

(applause)

[matthew]

(naked applause)

[matthew]

You may as well check a calendar, Kid, cuz it's so not gonna happen. Nobody wants to do me anymore.      

You know that's not true.

Seems like a strange thing to console someone of.

"Lot's of people want to do you. Men AND women."

[matthew]

"And boys AND girls."

(just wanted to cover all my bases)

[bebopbalogna]

don't know what's worse... the headache or the heartburn..

[Tripp]

I know what i want to do with my life now.  I wanna make cock-rings that are also watches.

just imagine the possiblities.. you're in a bar, a lovely lady comes up and asks you the time.......

I call it the Cockwatch.

[Tripp]

Cock-clock?