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Shut Down All the Gabage Mashers on the Detention Level!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't use the word don't.
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Tripp
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 08:38:30 PM » |
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i meant garbage.
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TheSTLKid
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salamé!
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2007, 08:46:57 PM » |
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shit, i shut down the wong thing!
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TheSTLKid
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2007, 08:47:15 PM » |
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i meant wrong.
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i know what fucking "dharma" means.
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2007, 09:02:16 PM » |
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evenin, y'all.
what did the 3 legged dog say when he showed up at the saloon?
i'm lookin for the man who shot my paw.
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giminamee.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2007, 09:32:15 PM » |
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and here i thought all he said was, "woof, woof."
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2007, 10:00:02 PM » |
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more dog speak:
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price."
"But, the dog replied, that would make no sense at all."
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2007, 10:34:13 PM » |
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what has two legs and bleeds easily?
half a dog.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2007, 05:18:55 AM » |
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how do you make a dog drink?
put it in the blender.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2007, 05:46:43 AM » |
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How do you fuck a dog?
Wait, that's not it. Shit, I forgot the joke.
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2007, 05:47:26 AM » |
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How does a dog fuck?
No, that's not it either.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2007, 05:48:01 AM » |
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Maybe there isn't a joke like that.
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2007, 05:51:22 AM » |
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This is the first official day of summer break. I'm celebrating by starting my day with a big bourbon over ice. It's the last of the bourbon, so I might actually have to leave the house.
The key to an enjoyable care-free summer is to do just enough around the house to keep S_ _ _ from bitchin' about how sick she's getting of me not doing anything around the house.
Today's project: cleaning the bedroom. That ought to keep her happy for at least 2 or 3 days.
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2007, 06:02:54 AM » |
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How do you fuck a dog?
Wait, that's not it. Shit, I forgot the joke.
i think it's... how do you stop a dog from humping your leg? fuck it in the ass 'til it bleeds! or some such nonsense... never worked for me, though. i still hump legs! |
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2007, 06:05:54 AM » |
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I think it might actually be a nun joke.
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