Crappity
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
February 7, 2012, 05:51:58 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
"The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it\'s being held."
202041 Posts in 3300 Topics by 42 Members
Latest Member: Full Blown Possession
* Home Help Login Register
Crappity  |  Casa de Crappity  |  Main Room  |  Where the Old Topics Live  |  Topic: Pounding on the Screw « previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 Print
Author Topic: Pounding on the Screw  (Read 2754 times)
captqitn
Snikt!
**

Karma: 444
Offline Offline

Posts: 10135


droppin explosive vagina panties all over th'place


WWW Email
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2007, 12:10:35 PM »
I think i'm just gonna down a pitcher of bald eagles and soak in the majestic vista from my back porch.

 Wink
Logged
Weak for bitch drinks.
bebopbalogna
Bamf!
***

Karma: 463
Offline Offline

Posts: 13116


i know what fucking "dharma" means.
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2007, 12:27:15 PM »
i'm gonna grease up, go out to the beach, and pitch a tent..maybe hunt down a bald eagle of the fuzzy variety  Undecided
Logged
giminamee.
bebopbalogna
Bamf!
***

Karma: 463
Offline Offline

Posts: 13116


i know what fucking "dharma" means.
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2007, 12:43:34 PM »
big ups on the holiday avatar, y'all!

i can smell the charcoal from here....
Logged
giminamee.
captqitn
Snikt!
**

Karma: 444
Offline Offline

Posts: 10135


droppin explosive vagina panties all over th'place


WWW Email
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2007, 12:45:59 PM »
That ain't charcoal!!!!




(shyly looking down)



ok.. my rock-block-party-weekend  beginsss.......  NOW!!!
Logged
Weak for bitch drinks.
bebopbalogna
Bamf!
***

Karma: 463
Offline Offline

Posts: 13116


i know what fucking "dharma" means.
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2007, 12:48:48 PM »
Quote from: capt qitn on May 25, 2007, 12:45:59 PM
That ain't charcoal!!!!


(in deep scratchy harvey fierstein voice)
 

i knowwwww....
« Last Edit: May 25, 2007, 01:09:21 PM by destiny's daddy » Logged
giminamee.
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2007, 03:54:51 PM »
But...but...what are those red, white and blue ribbony thingies flying around? Is that a Memorial Day tradition for the ladies?

(hopes Kimmy and Savvy have stocked up on red, white and blue ribbony thingies)
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2007, 04:04:39 PM »
So at 6:30pm today, just seconds before the peons got to leave work (the bosses were all gone by 5), we hear this huge crash... a car turning left at the corner got hit by this limo slammin' through the crosswalk... the car careened towards our building (we're right on the corner) and missed actually hitting our office by about 3 inches. Crazy!

No one was hurt, though the young gals in the limo were pretty shaken up.

Since I am the most senior member of the staff who was still there (in both age and "status" at the office), I had to stick around till the cops got there, take down licence plate info and phone numbers, etc., in case there was any contact with the building (it was too close to tell at first) etc. Close to 7pm, they finally move the limo out of the centre lane so streetcars and traffic could get through and I could finally leave.

Then I'm on the streetcar ride home (normally it takes about a 1/2 hour), and get stuck behind the Critical Mass demo.

Now, normally, I'm a huge supporter of cyclists and believe in their "we're not blocking traffic, we are traffic" message, but it took for-ev-er to get home...

Man. Crazy start to the weekend.
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2007, 04:07:24 PM »
So, basically, I'm about to start drinkin'...

My pal Jim Bryson is heading here from Ottawa tonight (and staying with us), so hopefully we'll go out in the world to accomplish said task...though I'm also prepped if we just end up on the couch, watching teevee.  Tongue

Also on tap for tonight: waiting for the capt's Friday night "bitch drink" text message.  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
« Last Edit: May 25, 2007, 04:12:38 PM by Just Some Girl » Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2007, 04:08:43 PM »
Tomorrow night, some more friends from Ottawa are coming down to play (and two of those guys will be staying here, too), so more drinks ahead.
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2007, 04:09:19 PM »
Basically, what I'm trying to say is:

IF YOU'RE EVER COMING TO T.O., Y'ALL HAVE A PLACE TO STAY!!!


Ok. As you were.
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2007, 04:10:06 PM »
Oh yeah, and Sunday, I'm doing some (no doubt hungover) guerilla gardening, making some shitty part of town all purty-like with flowers. Yay!
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Moetown
Thwip!
****

Karma: 405
Online Online

Posts: 14448



Email
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2007, 05:36:14 PM »
They're making us go to school tomarrow to make up for a snow day. Fuck.
Logged
Disclaimer: Ideas expressed in this broadcast in no way represent my real thoughts or opinions.
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2007, 06:47:53 PM »
You just have to show up and do nothing because you previously had a day off? Nice.*



*Ugh.
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
Just Some Girl
Taurus: Tramp
BRAKA-DAKA- DAKA-DOOOOM!
****

Karma: 303
Offline Offline

Posts: 20315


Submission Accomplished
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2007, 06:49:20 PM »
Quote from: destiny's daddy on May 25, 2007, 12:27:15 PM
i'm gonna grease up, go out to the beach, and pitch a tent..


I hope all y'all get to pitch tents this weekend.
Logged
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
matthew
war all the time
Thwip!
****

Karma: 359
Offline Offline

Posts: 14773


fighting forever against everything


WWW
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2007, 10:11:41 PM »
Quote from: destiny's daddy on May 25, 2007, 08:32:32 AM
on your knees, boy

Thank you, David Brent.
Logged
i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 Print 
Crappity  |  Casa de Crappity  |  Main Room  |  Where the Old Topics Live  |  Topic: Pounding on the Screw « previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!