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« on: January 12, 2004, 09:14:14 AM »

Place your bets.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2004, 09:53:22 AM »

Where's all the crappiteers? Are ya'll playing hookey?
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2004, 09:54:02 AM »

IMMOVABLE OBJECT!!!! Cheesy


...oh no, wait..  its an "UNSTOPPABLE" force?  

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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2004, 09:58:41 AM »

It's bound to be a great game.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2004, 10:13:33 AM »

speaking of great games how about some of those games this weekend.

tell you what, i could care less about football during the regular season, but come the playoffs...i'm ready to get my freak on.

i'm going to go with unstoppable force...since it will never stop....

HEY...would rather be the world's leading scientest or have the mad cow disease?

HEY...what's your favorite planet...mine's the sun...since it's like the king of all planets

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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2004, 10:47:58 AM »

the sun is not a planet, bf, it's a STAR.

DUH


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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2004, 10:54:42 AM »

yeah right and next thing you'll tell me is that we are revolving around it.

Actually i was quoting some old SNL skit when Will ferrel was playing Harry Carrey. Good stuff Good stuff.

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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2004, 10:58:40 AM »

OH YEAH!!

hey...if you were a hot dog...wouldja eat yourself? i know i would. i'd slather myself in mustard- i'd be good...
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2004, 11:07:15 AM »

any caw points that could have been earned have been forfeited due to SNL quoting.


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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2004, 11:17:36 AM »

isn't tripp the unstoppable force?  

i would have to side with the force, because an object--even the immovable one--suggests a finite nature with measurable dimensions whereas the force is more of a phenomenal nature and thus knows no boundaries.


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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2004, 11:25:40 AM »

Ok, check this out: you're the unstoppable force, and you're heading towards the unmovable object, right?  You are halfway to the unmovable object, some time later you complete half of the remaining distance, which is a quarter of the total distance, and then, you complete half of this remaining quarter of the total distance (i.e. 1/8 of the total distance) and so on...  The question is, will the unstoppable force ever reach the unmovable object?
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2004, 11:26:11 AM »

use the force, caw

so i got scolded the other day for using the f-word...by my 3 year old. we were driving home from somewhere and somebody just pulled out of their driveway right in front of me knowing i was coming...i was like "what the fuck are you doing"...and all of a sudden i heard this voice from the backseat..."dad you don't say fuck...that's a bad word".

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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2004, 11:30:38 AM »

any caw points that could have been earned have been forfeited due to SNL quoting.

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2004, 11:37:33 AM »

i would have to say the restraint i employ on a daily basis to resist saying "fuck" and other such naughty mots has been the most taxing part of parenthood.

especially when driving with holden in the car.

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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2004, 11:39:53 AM »

i am the reason why my brother and sister are allowed to openly curse in front of my parents at the ages of 15 and 16. i'm ridiculously bad at restraining myself from saying bad words in front of kids.
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