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"The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it\'s being held."
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« on: May 17, 2007, 08:12:08 AM »
you guys are a bunch of filthy pagans, atheists, and/or agnostics.
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2007, 08:15:14 AM »
I'm very filthy..........yesterday I was walking my The Buh and a bird pooped on my head..........it was horrible.
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 08:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Kim on May 17, 2007, 08:15:14 AM
I'm very filthy..........yesterday I was walking my The Buh and a bird pooped on my head..........it was horrible.


Last summer, that happened to me twice in one week!!! (Except for walking my The Buh part.)
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2007, 08:22:06 AM »
Quote from: Just Some Girl on May 17, 2007, 08:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kim on May 17, 2007, 08:15:14 AM
I'm very filthy..........yesterday I was walking my The Buh and a bird pooped on my head..........it was horrible.


Last summer, that happened to me twice in one week!!! (Except for walking my The Buh part.)

I'm pretty sure I have bird flu now.........
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2007, 08:25:04 AM »
Prolly.
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2007, 09:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Kim on May 17, 2007, 08:15:14 AM
I'm very filthy..........yesterday I was walking my The Buh and a bird pooped on my head..........it was horrible.

That's god punishing you for your unbelief, that is!
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2007, 09:16:22 AM »
Well, if it makes you feel better, Kimmy, a beautiful bird smashed into our front window yesterday.

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2007, 09:22:06 AM »
I was watching M*A*S*H at the time and turned off the TV and went outside and gently picked up the dazed birdie and placed him (its markings gave him away) on a sturdy piece of cardboard and carried 'm somewhere safe from the local kittles. He sat there blinking and kinda turning its head to look at me, but he was clearly too stunned to panic or move too much. I crushed up some peanuts and placed them on the cardboard beside him. He sat for about half an hour before getting up, shaking it off, eating the nuts and flying off.

Godspeed, little birdie.
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2007, 09:23:07 AM »
Did you sing Suicide Is Painless to it?
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2007, 09:32:50 AM »
he ate your nuts!

I hope he didn't have a peanut allergy...cause by helping him you probably killed him.

that's why I don't help anyone...i'm afraid by helping i might hurt them.

Like if I see somebody choking I don't want to give them the hindlick because then I might break their rib or they might accuse me of trying to molest them.

Or if I see somebody in a burning car I won't pull them out..because i might hurt their spine.
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2007, 09:41:40 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on May 17, 2007, 09:23:07 AM
Did you sing Suicide Is Painless to it?

No, but I did briefly lose my cool and bellowed, "Live, goddamnit, live! You've never given up on a goddamn thing in your life, don't give up now!" (I saw it in a movie once. And in several spoofs of movies) and then I came to my sense, realizing that it was just a bird and that I did not know if he had ever given up on anything before. Then I thought that he may have been attempting to end his life as a bird with the window smash.

Then, out of concern, I advised him that all life is precious and that G_d does not smile upon suicide.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2007, 09:42:48 AM »
Quote from: Brainfiber on May 17, 2007, 09:32:50 AM
he ate your nuts!

I hope he didn't have a peanut allergy...cause by helping him you probably killed him.

that's why I don't help anyone...i'm afraid by helping i might hurt them.

Like if I see somebody choking I don't want to give them the hindlick because then I might break their rib or they might accuse me of trying to molest them.

Or if I see somebody in a burning car I won't pull them out..because i might hurt their spine.


Oddly enough, I thought of the same thing.

He did take a dump on the cardboard before he took wing.
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2007, 09:43:55 AM »
Off to my sister's 'til Tuesday.
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2007, 09:46:00 AM »
Have fun and let your voice carry!
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2007, 09:53:13 AM »
O-kay...that is just weird. I have on an old (c.2004) ganesha jam tape right now and Jer and I are chatting and I started talking about MASH and then started humming "Suicide is Painless"


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