ten seconds to hat

[Doctor Rock]

Jerry Falwell, we hardly knew ye.


 

Jerry Falwell died?  

Uhhhhh...  Would it be inappropriate to sing Zip-a-dee-do-dah?  

Aw fuck it, here it goes...

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way!

Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

[Doctor Rock]

speaking of.....  saturday night, the republican party of florida rented out my beloved restaurant for a fundraiser event... (surprisingly, the fundraiser was sponsored by the levin-papantonio law firm. mike papantonio of air america radio show fame.)  anyways, the leiutenant governor and several key representatives/congressmen were in attendance.   the speaker started the evening off with a joke.   "so bill clinton was greeted by god at the gates of heaven. god takes bill to his eternal home.  it's a double wide trailer with a beat up old ford pinto in the yard.  on the bumper of the pinto is a "clinton/gore" sticker. (at this point, the folks are laughing.  see, to republicans,  being poor - i.e.  living in a trailer, having a shitty car- is funny.)  so bill is checking out his new home when he notices next door there is a huge mansion with marble pillars and everything.  in the driveway there is a brand new cadillac with a "reagan/bush"  sticker on the bumper.    right about that time god asks bill, "so how do you like your place?"  bill replies, "well, i guess its alright.  i'm just wondering why i'm in this doublewide and reagan gets that big ole mansion."  to which god replies, "oh, that's not reagan's house.  that's MY house."   (oddly enough, at this point, the punch line, there are not too many laughs, until the speaker explained it.)  "you see, god's a republican."  (laughter ensues)


one of many cringe inducing moments during the evening

That's why I'm an atheist.  

[Just Some Girl]

No, it was just a crappy joke.

hahaha!

I knew some guys (Ottawa daze) who thought it'd be great to have a Depends Party. Slightly different from the Independent Party (but maybe not much) in that they'd force everyone to wear adult diapers at their actual drinkin' party and then lock the bathroom door.

I moved away from that town. I don't know if it ever happened.

[Doctor Rock]

No, it was just a crappy joke.

I moved away from that town. I don't know if it ever happened.

I wonder why?  

[Just Some Girl]

I went to two book launch parties right after work, the second of which had tons of free booze and faux strippers from the "Flirty Girl" fitness studio (involving "pole work"). Totally boring actually, but the free booze part was fun. And everybody I knew there loved the new hair...

[Just Some Girl]

No, it was just a crappy joke.

I moved away from that town. I don't know if it ever happened.

I wonder why?  

Exactly.

[Just Some Girl]

Oh, and Tripper, it's been raining here all day, too -- with lightning/thunder. Also, I am drunk(ish). Wooo!

[Doctor Rock]

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