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« on: May 4, 2007, 05:50:53 AM »

I don't have to work today. Yeehaw!
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« Reply #1 on: May 4, 2007, 05:53:25 AM »

Bourbon  and shrimp for breakfast.
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« Reply #2 on: May 4, 2007, 05:55:07 AM »

I have to go to the dentist today.
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« Reply #3 on: May 4, 2007, 05:55:21 AM »

I think thats the opposite of a day off
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« Reply #4 on: May 4, 2007, 05:55:32 AM »

Sometimes the impulsive side of my nature insists on having free-reign over the better-judgment side of my nature.
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« Reply #5 on: May 4, 2007, 05:57:04 AM »

Not to be a bad influence, but I think I'd have at least a couple of drinks before going to a dentist.
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« Reply #6 on: May 4, 2007, 05:58:41 AM »

if you insist...
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« Reply #7 on: May 4, 2007, 05:59:31 AM »

S_ _ _'s been a diet coke addict for many years. She's trying to kick right now. I think it's been 10 days. I've always hated diet soda and don't see how people drink them.
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« Reply #8 on: May 4, 2007, 06:00:43 AM »

You could end up having to get a wisdom tooth pulled...but the doc can't do it for a week...so he gives you a bottle of vicodan for the week...then you get it pulled and get a bottle of perocet for the week.

Always look on the bright side of the road...
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« Reply #9 on: May 4, 2007, 06:01:26 AM »

I really don't drink soft drinks anymore, except for the occasional Sunkist Orange Drink.
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« Reply #10 on: May 4, 2007, 06:02:57 AM »

You could end up having to get a wisdom tooth pulled...but the doc can't do it for a week...so he gives you a bottle of vicodan for the week...then you get it pulled and get a bottle of perocet for the week.

Always look on the bright side of the road...

So I should just let my teeth rot for a few months and then go to the dentist?
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« Reply #11 on: May 4, 2007, 06:03:34 AM »

I'm straightening things up
But somehow they never are clean
Some of you know, exactly what I mean
Cause I'm drinking Coca-Cola in the Sun


I was cleaning out the old shed
When I came across a photo   
It was me and you and that girl we knew
And we were drinking Coca-Cola in the Sun
Oh what fun…

I got a dirty old shirt and ragged blue jeans
But the shoes on my feet are new and clean
Cause I'm drinking Coca-Cola in the Sun
Waiting for someone to find out what it is I've done
Oh what fun

my toe nail is bleeding
from the hotdog bun
but it doesn't matter because I'm
drinking Coca-Cola in the Sun
look at all the children run

Well you can have your Pepsi
and your Sunkist summer fun
I'll just be sitting here
drinking Coca-Cola in the Sun
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« Reply #12 on: May 4, 2007, 06:07:04 AM »

We lost our electricity a few nights ago during a storm, so we bought a few battery operated lanterns from Target. They're really cool, and they're much better than flashlights. I hope the power goes out again soon so we can use them again. Maybe I won't pay the electric bill this month.
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« Reply #13 on: May 4, 2007, 06:17:14 AM »

now all you need is one of those viewmasters that project on the wall and you'll have an evening of fun.

And if you growed bored with the slides you can always make shawdow puppets with your hand...i can do a wicked abraham lincoln with my first...



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« Reply #14 on: May 4, 2007, 06:18:15 AM »

i hate the dentist.  but i love the fresh and so clean clean feeling when you leave.
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