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« on: March 17, 2007, 06:26:10 PM »
Hi everyone! a newbie here. I've posted here in the distant past. My name's Mike. I used to be friends with Plasto.
I live in Memphis. Well, just wanted to say Hi.
I hope I don't get burned for starting this thread.
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 07:42:28 PM »
Hey Mike!  Don't worry, no auto-da-fé for you.  Welcome to the board.  
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2007, 07:43:51 PM »
I suggest you lurk for a couple of days (maybe you already did) so that you familiarise yourself with the numerous quirks of crappityland.  
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2007, 08:59:53 PM »
Thanks, for not flogging me.
I'm just sitting in this used bookstore, I work at, bored!
I haven't had a customer for 2 hrs. The place was packed when I showed up.

My coworker put a WW2 book in the display window before he left titled "Nutz, Battle of the Bulge!" in bold red print.

Some old lady recommended I take it out of the window.
I said cmon this is not "Tammy's" She stormed out. "Fuck her"
I'm now being sucked in by "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot.

Happy St. Patricks Day
Cheers
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2007, 11:10:10 PM »
what's "tammy's"?
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2007, 09:02:51 AM »
Quote from: He's dead, Jim! on March 17, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
I suggest you lurk for a couple of days (maybe you already did) so that you familiarise yourself with the numerous quirks of crappityland.  




pssst! hint: dan is one of the quirks of crappityland.





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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2007, 09:04:50 AM »
Hi, Karen here...

Just wanted to welcome you aboard, Mike. (Even though you hijacked my thread. hahaha) Hope to see you around!
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2007, 11:43:18 AM »
Quote from: Just Some Girl on March 18, 2007, 09:02:51 AM
Quote from: He's dead, Jim! on March 17, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
I suggest you lurk for a couple of days (maybe you already did) so that you familiarise yourself with the numerous quirks of crappityland.  




pssst! hint: dan is one of the quirks of crappityland.


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Yep, and you better get familiar with me, but not too familiar!
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2007, 06:10:18 PM »
Quote from: destiny's daddy on March 17, 2007, 11:10:10 PM
what's "tammy's"?

sleazy adult book store

thanks Karen!

and Jim I'm hurt, but the distance is well recieved

well, let me get back to my blindfold and hot oil
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2007, 07:48:37 AM »
Welcome back, Mike!  I remember ya.
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2007, 08:10:27 AM »
Who is "Incestoss"?
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2007, 08:12:42 AM »
Who ISN'T!?
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2007, 08:12:51 AM »
welcome back Mike
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2007, 08:46:31 AM »
hi mike!


wow.. boringest st patty's ever.  couldn't get my mojo workin at all.   i think I was asleep by 10.


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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2007, 08:57:43 AM »
Hey guys!
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