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« on: March 15, 2007, 10:49:39 PM »

OMG, y'all, I just got home from a sneak preview screening of the new "zomcom," Fido.  Quite the event: lots of the T.O. kids who do the annual zombie walk were there in full make-up (some of them looked really amazing, adding effects like torn off arms, and knives in the chest and such) and there was a pre-show with "southern" "preachers" hailing Satan and cooking up live crickets (ew!) for anyone in the audience who wanted 'em. (And plenty did.)

Pretty funny flick. Like, LOL funny. Shawn of the Dead meets the artificial 50s America of Douglas Sirk (even though it's Canadian).

Not scary in the least, but still...zombies!
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2007, 10:50:35 PM »

ZOMBIES!
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 01:55:22 PM »

I like Karen's topic.  It's easier to catch up on.
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 07:20:02 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 07:38:04 PM »

Well use it for the weekend, 'k?
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2007, 09:13:23 PM »

Know your zombies and stay safe:

Alien Zombies (Zombus Xenus)
This species of possessed zombie is typically used by aliens as a means of warfare. The body is either inhabited by an alien intellect, or controlled indirectly.

Biological Zombies (Zombus Biologicus)
These zombies are re-animated by some form of chemical. Application of the chemical restores some basic brain functions, and occasionally memories of previous lives. Zombies of this type appear to have suffered some sort of mental defect which pre-disposes them to misanthropy and cannibalism. There is a variant of Biological Zombie where the re-animation is introduced through a disease-bearing pathogen of some sort. In these cases, anyone who has caught the pathogen will become a zombie after they are dead.

Demon Zombies (Zombus Demonicus)
This second species of possessed zombie behaves under basically the same principles as the Alien Zombie, except that the intent is usually more malicious in nature, with no clear purpose other than to cause suffering.

Electrical Zombies (Zombus Electricus)
This re-animation of this rare species of zombie is brought about by applying a large electrical charge to a corpse. Bolts of lightning provide sufficient charge, but there are further intricacies involved which have prevented this type of zombie from being common. The only persons able to reliably produce Electrical Zombies were Baron Frankenstein and one of his descendants.

Mummified Zombies (Zombus Mummificus)
Ancient Egyptians mummified their dead, and then placed curses to take vengeance on those who disturbed the tomb. This combination has been known to produce re-animation in rare cases. Attempts to reproduce the curses have not been successful, so this re-animation is very uncommon and difficult to study.

Radioactive Zombies (Zombus Atomicus)
Radiation has also been known to restore basic brain function to corpses. The resulting zombie is very similar to the Biological Zombie. There are those that argue that these two zombie types are the same species, and that the manner of re-animation is irrelevant. This continues to be a divisive issue in zombology today.

Satanic Zombies (Zombus Satanicus)
These zombies are re-animated by powers that are satanic in origin, such as from a ritual read from a book of dark magic. They are distinct from Demonic Zombies in that these zombies have self-will, and are not merely possessed shells. They are typically malevolent in nature. Those who cast the spell of re-animation are sometimes in control of the zombies, but more often than not, the zombies merely awaken and begin wreaking havoc.

Voodoo Zombies (i) (Zombus Caribbeanus Mortis)
Zombies from this species are closely related to Satanic Zombies. Magic is still used in the re-animation process, but the power stems from a human agent who has much more control over the zombies after they come alive. For those who wish to produce zombies, this has been established as the most effective method, simply because the zombies will almost always do the bidding of their creator.

Voodoo Zombies (ii) (Zombus Caribbeanus Vivus)
There is a variant of Voodoo Zombie where the zombie is produced from a living person, usually through the forced consumption of mind-destroying drugs. These zombies are relatively useless in combat, since they are both slow-moving and can be killed like a normal living person. For menial household chores, though, they are quite useful.


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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2007, 09:14:25 PM »

"Electrical" Zombies.


What will they think of next?
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2007, 09:20:43 PM »

The zombies in Fido are Radioactive.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2007, 09:21:52 PM »

Attempts to reproduce the curses have not been successful, so this re-animation is very uncommon and difficult to study.


Unless you are in med school!
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2007, 09:23:07 PM »

Zombies!
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2007, 09:23:18 PM »

(Delish!)
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2007, 09:24:16 PM »

The Zombies.
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2007, 09:25:10 PM »

(Also delish, in their way.)
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2007, 09:27:05 PM »

Alright, I'm done. There are about a gazillion zombie movies I could link to (Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, etc.), but...I need a drink.

Zombie, anyone?
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2007, 09:28:34 PM »

Oh yeah, and the qualifying round for the F1 starts soon, so, I'm about to be a TV zombie.

F1 season opener is Sunday. Exciting, I know.
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