like when you close your eyes and stare at the sun

[Moetown]

No.   = roadtrips.   = 5

[Moetown]

  = prime number

[Moetown]

  = cool million

[TheSTLKid]

d'accord.

[TheSTLKid]

check oot the juggs i just posted in the geek isles!

[captqitn]

I didn't fall for that.  So, nyah, you didn't "make me look".


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[Tripp]

experiments on artists

[matthew]

Does anyone have anything they wrote on LSD? I've got pages of the shit and it's almost depressing in that I haven't the foggiest idea what the fuck I was thinking at the time yet I know that it was GENIUS.

I also have a ton of videos of Wendy and I on LSD and mushrooms...wow,

[captqitn]

No writing, as letters tend to confuse me while on planet leelees, but a friend and I once did a radio play on our 4-track.

It was all about a haunted Mobil station.  Nothing ever actually happened, but everything seemed real spooky once we laid in the minor key organs.

[captqitn]

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCHHHEEE!!!!!

  oh.

[matthew]

I was just thinking of some of my acid trips and...well, I did almost all of them under my parent's roof and...Well, has anyone else done stupid shit like go hang with their family while the drugs are peaking? On purpose? Man, cause I remember twice doing so and...well, am I ever glad my parents didn't catch on or I would have been in hell. I cannot imagine getting busted while high on acid or mushrooms (I never even got caught while stoned)...has anyone ever been busted by the cops while high? I think I'd lose it.

Oh yeah, anyway, I remember one time going upstairs and trying to keep cool and sitting down with my sister and mother who were watching tv...and what are they watching? Kids In The Hall. Which is weird enough in general, but the sketch I watched with them had David Foley playing a hit man that's hired to kill himself and...I can't describe this...

[matthew]

we used to keep our dish soap in this fancy bottle with one of them pourer type things on it...then my mother in law put it on her salad thinking it was olive oil.

man that was one of the funniest things i'd ever seen...

That's pretty funny, kinda reminds me of when I was a kid and we had this dumbass of a babysitter named Keith, and he was not cool. He was actually as dumb as a bag of sticks. He did great things like, trying to get my 4 year old sister to go to sleep, he took her Cabbage Patch Kid and my toy gun, put it to the doll's head and threatened to 'kill' her if Emily (my sis) didn't calm down and get to sleep (nothing gets a 4 year old girl to calm down like threatening her dolly's life). He then slammed the door closed and executed the door out of view (my gun made ra-tat-tat sounds), then opened the door and tossed the carcass across the room. My sister was up all night, even after she stopped crying.

Anyway, this genius made popcorn for us to eat while we watched some movie one night and it tasted awful...really nasty. I couldn't firgure out why...until I went back into the kitchen and saw the garlic butter out on the counter. It was clearly marked GARLIC BUTTER.

He eventually got canned permanently as 'babysitter' because my parents returned to find Keith on the couch asleep and my sister (4) and I (7) wide awake watching TV at like 2 AM.  

[Pogo!]

I cannot imagine getting busted while high on acid or mushrooms (I never even got caught while stoned)...has anyone ever been busted by the cops while high? I think I'd lose it.

I got pulled over about 3 weeks ago right after smoking with an open bottle of beer in the car. I have no idea how I got out of it, but it was probobly the scariest 20 minutes of my life.

[matthew]

gah...Yowza yowza yowza is right.

I thought I was going to get busted once while driving to Wendy's. I smoked a joint, and then drove from the Pointe-Claire Library to Wendy's house one town over...and I was flying along the highway service road, windows down, the Simple Ones cranked to 11, high as hell...and when I got to the on-ramp for the highway overpass I lucked upon a yellow light and just kept flying. I really should have slowed down because a) it had just rained b) I was going 100+KM into a sharp turn c) I was stoned...but I didn't really. Because of the turn I ended up swinging through the painted patch where you're not supposed to drive and the paint, wet because of the rain, caused the rear tires to slide and the car fishtailed. I tried to regain control and avoid slamming into the cars on either side of me, but doing so I still didn't focus on reducing my speed (this all happened in a blink of an eye mind you) and as I slid over the hump of the overpass I saw that the light was red and there were cars (coming from the off-ramp from the opposite direction) crossing the street I was on. I freaked and the brakes locked and I just rocketed towards the light. There were two cars stopped at my light, one in each lane on either side of me, leaving only a slot for me to squeeze through. The problem was, I was sliding more or less on a 75 degree angle and was going to slam into the rear of station wagon at about 90KM, if the driver survived the impact, we still would have flown out into the stream of traffic crossing our path and probably made several other collisions. So I fought, in those milliseconds, to straighten out my car and take my chances with the cross traffic. I managed just barely, to avoid a direct rear end impact but I scraped along the side (and I think there was a little bit of a 'bump' impact) and shot past through the light just missing a van passing across in front of me-had I t-boned that van, I surely would have killed the driver at the speed I was sliding. I came out the other side and stopped, unharmed, and the car, other than a few paint scratches, was unscathed-but my legs were shaking like mad, my foot trembling on the brake pedal, kind of as if I my brain was still saying, "Stop. Stop. Stop. Brake. Brake. Brake." and I was just staring ahead for like 3 minutes...staring. I must have been in some sort of mild shock. I felt as if I was going to vomit...it was the worst feeling ever. I regained my senses and it occured to me that I'd have to fill out an accident report and that cops might show up and that I had 3 more joints in my bag. I freaked.

Anyway, luckily the damage to the woman's car was just as slight (though I believe I kinda messed up her side mirror)...and she was in a hurry to get some place. We filled out the forms quickl6yy3 (thanks Captain) and, though she asked me why my eyes were so red, I didn't get nailed. But, I was trembling for the rest of the day.

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[matthew]

almost as cool as the Mars Rover page