noise: ninety-four years young

[matthew]

I find Luigi Russolo fascinating.

[Kimmy]

good morning

[Just Some Girl]

Good morning!

Once again, I am proud ( ) to announce I made it into Josey's column. Sigh. I can't believe she didn't use the peeing on dude's floor story.

Why else would you feel compelled to pick up a 23-year-old (“I'm old enough to be his mother...that's embarrassing enough,” wrote the reader who sent in this story) and beat his balls with a flogger only to run into him (“or at least I think it was him”) the next day on the bus…with his girlfriend?

Or flee a one-night-stand's place without bothering to put your tights and underwear back on under your skirt only to have your male roommate bring them in the next morning because you dropped them on the front porch on your stumble in, as another inebriated reader once did?

[Just Some Girl]

Both me, yes.

[Kimmy]

Good morning!

Once again, I am proud ( ) to announce I made it into Josey's column. Sigh. I can't believe she didn't use the peeing on dude's floor story.

Why else would you feel compelled to pick up a 23-year-old (“I'm old enough to be his mother...that's embarrassing enough,” wrote the reader who sent in this story) and beat his balls with a flogger only to run into him (“or at least I think it was him”) the next day on the bus…with his girlfriend?

Or flee a one-night-stand's place without bothering to put your tights and underwear back on under your skirt only to have your male roommate bring them in the next morning because you dropped them on the front porch on your stumble in, as another inebriated reader once did?

You beat his balls with a flogger?? I am howling.......

[Just Some Girl]

Oh, that's a gem I posted a while back, but...yep. He was reeeeally good at being a masochist. Tears and everything!

Fucking adorable!!!

 

[Just Some Girl]

But that was...oh, months ago now. I'm so much more mature now.

[Kimmy]

Oh, that's a gem I posted a while back, but...yep. He was reeeeally good at being a masochist. Tears and everything!

Fucking adorable!!!

 

I love you Mistress JSG!

[Just Some Girl]

The best part is that I'm soooo not a top. (I know. TMI.) I guess I pulled it off convincingly though.

And what does this sweet young thing say afterwards? "You know, I can do other roles." OMG!! Why did I not get his number?

Oh, right. He was 23.

[Kimmy]

The best part is that I'm soooo not a top. (I know. TMI.) I guess I pulled it off convincingly though.

And what does this sweet young thing say afterwards? "You know, I can do other roles." OMG!! Why did I not get his number?

Oh, right. He was 23.

what a good sport!

[Doctor Rock]

You should really write a book on this, Karen.  It would certainly be... Ah... Educational!  

[Doctor Rock]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vjeoc2sDf1k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Vjeoc2sDf1k</a>

[Just Some Girl]

The drunk part or the sex part? I have more ammo for the drunk stories... My friend Patrick and I decided to work on a book actually. But then we got drunk and forgot to write anything.

Oopsy.

[Just Some Girl]

Anyone mind if I make Kimmy uploadable?

(Doing it regardless of answer.)

[bebopbalogna]

"You know, I can do other roles."

so, there's a couple.  we'll call them terry and pat.   terry, with a very solomn look, says to pat, "we need to talk."  pat says, "what is it, terry?"  terry then says, "sit down. i want to be frank with you."  pat immediately stands up and objects. "NO WAY!  thats not fair!  you got to be Frank last night!"