It's time to judge 2003: here's a list of Most Annoying 2003 Trends
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Atkins Diet
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Laugh all you want, but I've actually lost 30 pounds with this diet. I'm completely serious. If I had a functional digital camera, I'd take a picture and show you. I actually had to go thrifting today because few of my old clothes even fit me anymore, but with the rate I'm losing weight, I didn't want to piss away dough on clothes I'd only wear for a few months.
I sort of subscribe to the geek belief that it's a clever hack on the human body.
I'm actually going to the store now to buy more Splenda-sweetened soda and whatnot.
Mind you, I'm not saying the Atkins diet isn't annoying, I'm just saying that if it continues to help me lose weight at this rate, I don't care who I piss off.
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