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« Reply #90 on: February 8, 2007, 05:51:47 PM »

6666: the number of the beast... times 10.009009!


(  Roll Eyes )

666 x 10.009009 = 6665.999994

(Pushes nerd glasses up, and snorts.)

the last "9" has an invisible infini-line over it.

(snatches glasses off your face,  pulverizes them with bare (bear) hands.)


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i know what fucking "dharma" means.


« Reply #91 on: February 8, 2007, 05:52:53 PM »

son of bitch.  shit.    



(doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo)
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« Reply #92 on: February 8, 2007, 05:53:19 PM »

So I bought a bottle of bourbon on the way home. Definitely a work-related impulse.
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« Reply #93 on: February 8, 2007, 05:54:04 PM »

son of bitch.  shit.    



(doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo)

We sing songs, but never that one.
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« Reply #94 on: February 8, 2007, 05:54:07 PM »




Tu es mas macho!

si.   just look at my avatar.
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« Reply #95 on: February 8, 2007, 05:56:55 PM »

I have to pick songs that aren't to weird. Mostly the beatles and the Everly Bros. I used to do These Boots were made for walkin', but too many strange turns of language. "You been lyin' when you ooughta be truthin'
You been samin' when you oughta be changin.'


Even some of the Arabic women like the Everly Bros.
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« Reply #96 on: February 8, 2007, 05:57:09 PM »

So I bought a bottle of bourbon on the way home. Definitely a work-related impulse.





Coming home with a bottle, trying not to break the seal.
This Friday evening traffic's about enough to break a man's will.
And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn.
But your Mama she'll be calling, if she ain't knocking on the door.
And it won't take me long to remember what I brought that bottle home for.
And we'll all get to fighting, just like we always do.
And by Saturday morning, I'll be singing these blues.

Last night I slept with my boots on again,
one cut on my forehead and one my chin,
on the hard old floor with nothin to cover up with.
You got me real good, girl, and I must admit,
you pack purty mean punch for such a pretty little dish.
And it's a shame to know most folks don't ever know love like this.

Come Monday morning, I'll be sore to a fare-thee-well.
Cussin' God and America, wishing them both just to send me off to hell.
But the boss man don't want no excuses when it comes time to get on the clock.
And without that paycheck, I'd lose the rest of what sweet love I got.

Last night I slept with my boots on again,
one cut on my forehead and one my chin,
on the hard old floor with nothin to cover up with.
You got me real good, girl, and I must admit,
you pack purty mean punch for such a pretty little bitch.
And it's a shame to know most folks don't ever know love like this.
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« Reply #97 on: February 8, 2007, 06:00:52 PM »

There are about three liquor stores within 8 blocks of my house. If I'm on a bender, I alternate so the proprietors won't think I'm a pathetic drunk. I wonder if other people do that kinda thing.
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« Reply #98 on: February 8, 2007, 06:02:16 PM »

As far as the guy on 8th Ave. knows, I've only bought 1 bottle of Maker's this week...or did I go there twice this week?
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« Reply #99 on: February 8, 2007, 06:03:05 PM »

I know the guy on Hemphill thinks I've only bought 1 bottle this week.
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« Reply #100 on: February 8, 2007, 06:03:48 PM »

There's a song in this somewhere, or at least a decent AA story.
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« Reply #101 on: February 8, 2007, 06:07:24 PM »

I sometimes think about Matthew when I'm drinking. Especially when I'm feeling bonkers and drinking. I think Matthew and I are sort of alike in our vision of ourselves and of the world.
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« Reply #102 on: February 8, 2007, 06:08:14 PM »

I should probably eat something.
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« Reply #103 on: February 8, 2007, 06:17:56 PM »

Tripp, you should check out Twink.
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« Reply #104 on: February 8, 2007, 06:36:51 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/3aOoLXEwYeI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/3aOoLXEwYeI</a>
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