1-2-3-Kill Yourself With Alcohol

[captqitn]

they're cutting us loose!

LATER DAZE Y"ALL!

[Tripp]

I would like to take this time to present my year-end award for
      Most Pretentious Crap I Heard in 2003...

this year's winner? THE POLYPHONIC SPREE!! Yea!!

Apparently that's dude from Tripping Daisy, right?
..just in case it's not I'll forego ragging on them.
But what the eff?? Did this guy just go to too many Flaming Lips
shows or what? ( maybe not enough ). He has to know he's setting
himself up with the whole messianic-thing.
 "ooh, thank you for bringing
this wonderful message of positivity, Great One!
Whatever the fuck it's about!"

Follow the Day?? Follow the Day??
Hey, i've got one... uh
BECOME THE LIGHT!!
or how about
FEEL THE RADIANCE!!

how about..
FUCK OFF YOU PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!!!!

Like, these guys really care about making other people happy.
Like, this song will actually affect anyone's mood who isn't already a lobe or two shy.
That guy's going to rake in a million dollars from Target, Lexus,
and iPod commercials then he's going to tell everybody to Follow the Friggin'
exit signs out of his gigantic-ass mansion.

Follow the Day.. FUCK YOU!! the world doesn't need a bunch of pseudo-spiritual,
meaningless positivity. it needs white-hot super-politicized PUNK ROCK!! (the old kind)
Thats right, pseudo-hippies, go to sleep! That bad ole September 11th won't get
you when you're clad in a white robe and jumping around in a field somewhere.
It doesn't matter that  Goldfinger, Blofeld, and Dr. No have taken over the country and EVERYTHING"S GOING TO SHIT!!!  Just Follow the fucking Day!! it'll be OK!

And are we suppose to believe that everyone in the whole choir thing is jumping around all happy WITHOUT the aid of any kind of drugs?? Is that the underlying message? drop some acid and just follow the day?/ Hey, I'd love to drop some acid if I still knew where to get any but if I did I sure as fuck wouldn't ruin it by listening your freakin' 'gospel music'.
jesus.. Jessica Simpson is more authentic.

(the opinions expressed in this rant are my own. anyone who is offended by my remarks may feel free to post their reply but i will rag on them for liking crap)








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[matthew]

assome! I agreee.


Unforutnely I'm currently pretty depressed, am drunk,  lonely as all get out, and have  no one to spend any time with...

[matthew]

plus I got a big spliff taunting me, and I'm not sure if I can take it on my own with my very unpleastent panikc attrakcs. Yeah, I'm pretty fucking tdrufniiso , sfuck toyuoo igg ypp...i go fuctky umesg

[matthew]

yes, the previotusd pdt too ka lot of fuocus

[matthew]

I'm noy ,maiogin thos iup

[Tripp]

soky Mtt,umheer fr U.

btw, I'm happy to share all my wonderful tips about pacing with you.

here's an easy one. Only drink beer.

And if you smoke that spliff, watch your favorite movie. One in which you know every thing thats going to happen. Prferrably something with pee Wee Herman in it.

Me and Sheri are about to go hang oot w/ the Russians and the cubans for awhile. Thats not code for anything. We're actually hanging out with Russians and Cubans.

then we're off to Stan's for our annual 'sitting around drinking' New Year's Eve festivities. though truth to tell I may take it easy this year as the cops are out in full force. The Liberty Bowl is going down pretty much across the street from us so a slight traffic jam must be endured.

if you think you'll be here all night I'll come back and check in on you.

the STL kid is in town. I believe he and some other crappiteers may be going to see the final performance of the Reigning Sound tonight. Opening up are the Cool Jerks. So thts 2 Oblivians for the price of..well.. 2.

[matthew]

GAH ALERT!


For reasons unknown I went to see COLD MOUNTAIN yesterday.  


BBBLAAAAAUGGGHHH!

Ranks up there with the absolute worst films ever made.
Wall to wall SHIT.


BARF!

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