Kramer's says "Yo it's Black Friday"

[brainfiber]

Just heard the kids say they were going to play house...how cute.

Next thing I know they're popping vicodan and operating on one another

[Doctor Rock]

I know its a bit late, but what the heck...

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[Doctor Rock]

I should have probably posted that picture above in the "conservatives are unintentionally funny" thread

[Tripp]

Thats what their faces looked like when he brought the dead foetus home for show and tell.

[Moetown]

And you can, send me dead foetus to my wedding.

[Moetown]

Well when you're lying there
strapped in your abortionist's chair
Knocked up by some rich boy that you know.

[bebopbalogna]

moetown.  i noticed you edited your lyrics.  i'd kinda like to see the first version.   could it have been a bit distasteful?

[bebopbalogna]

I know its a bit late, but what the heck...

is that a real picture?  did he actually make his daughter carry around some prop baby doll wearing a matching dress?  man, that girl is gonna be ridiculed for life.  and she must be 9 or 10.  isn't that a bit old for baby dolls?  in public?  jesus.

[Doctor Rock]

I find this habit of politicians parading their families around pretty stupid.  Leave them out of it.  

[Moetown]

moetown.  i noticed you edited your lyrics.  i'd kinda like to see the first version.   could it have been a bit distasteful?

the only diff was that I typed your instead of you're.

[regular tom]

they they they??

[regular tom]

it looks like surrealist monkeys have been typing in new word bombs.

and from matthew's cat power review, it looks like you can't smoke cigarettes in a canadian club but you can smoke onstage.  nice.

[regular tom]

here's a true tale from my own version of Buy Nothing Day:  after driving around in the hills of litchfield county on roads i'd never been on, we stopped into an enormous antiques place to see what sort of junk people had discarded from previous black friday purchasing binges.  there were quite a few racist images for sale, including one enormous ad for bull durham tobacco, but there were only us white folks in the joint so nobody seemed bothered.  anyway, i found a crate of vinyl that had everything priced at $5 (that's US, northern neighbours), no matter the condition.  there was some decent jazz in there, some borderline kitsch (the music of erik satie as performed on moog synths), some schlock pop from the 50s and 60s, and then i stumbled upon black flag's "who's got the 10 1/2 inch?" and dead kennedy's "in god we trust, inc."  i looked around, and i think we were the youngest people in the place by a good 20 years, and i laughed out loud to think that black flag and DK are now considered antiques.

the end.

and i bought nothing.

[matthew]

it looks like surrealist monkeys have been typing in new word bombs.

and from matthew's cat power review, it looks like you can't smoke cigarettes in a canadian club but you can smoke onstage.  nice.

Yes, each joint brought many cheers...as well as people lighting up their own (monkey do, surrealist monkey see).

Actually, every show (all three) I have been to since the smoking ban came into effect has had everyone dutifully huddled outside smoking their cigs, only to smoke their marijuana (which was always illegal, everywhere) inside.

God bless Canada. (wipes tear)

(sparks one)

[Moetown]

I dutifully smoke weed.